The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

[Sprung]

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN

And I just reminded myself of some educational video we had to watch in health class about a kid who screamed this out on his ex-girlfriends doorstep before blowing his brains out. Everyone in the class laughed, and the teacher dropped the token 'Don't laugh, it's not funny' line. It really was though.

Shouldn't he have shot her instead?

[Synthetik]

Shouldn't he have shot her instead?

Um... yeah, about that: I was pretty high throughout most of high school.

(A very apt name for the institution, come to think of it.)

[Drageuth]

Shouldn't he have shot her instead?

While that might have solved the problem of that crazy bitch, there would have been another one around the corner.
The only surefire method of keeping all the crazy bitches away from you, is a .22 to the head.

4srs

[Synthetik]

While that might have solved the problem of that crazy bitch, there would have been another one around the corner.
The only surefire method of keeping all the crazy bitches away from you, is a .22 to the head.

4srs

You know, that makes a lot of sense. He most likely screamed something about not being able to live without her upon further introspection, but I like your reasoning better.

Of course, the video was clearly made in the 80's, and chances are also equally good that whoever produced and directed it was incredibly high on cocaine, so it's hard to say.

[Milady]

He blew his brains out on her doorstep?

Oh my god, that's amazing.

[Milady]

I dragged myself over to my Playstation, determined to actually play something this time.

Ugh. I don't know why I can't get into anything at the moment.

I'm just destined to spend my last few hours off from work in a state of miserable, lazy boredom.

[Tanthias]

Dashing through the mine.
Running away from a worm.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
Crap this wall is firm!

So yeah, that did not end well. Ah well, at least I've acquired a crowbar from a lake before stopping.

[Tanthias]

I dragged myself over to my Playstation, determined to actually play something this time.

Ugh. I don't know why I can't get into anything at the moment.

I'm just destined to spend my last few hours off from work in a state of miserable, lazy boredom.

Because everything feels boring after spending time trying to kill Ivolt?

[Wyrm]

Dashing through the mine.
Running away from a worm.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
Crap this wall is firm!

So yeah, that did not end well. Ah well, at least I've acquired a crowbar from a lake before stopping.

A worm, you say?

[Sprung]

I dragged myself over to my Playstation, determined to actually play something this time.

Ugh. I don't know why I can't get into anything at the moment.

I'm just destined to spend my last few hours off from work in a state of miserable, lazy boredom.

I just did the same with OnLive. I have full access to almost 80 games, and I gave up trying to decide wich one to play, so I shut it down.

[Tanthias]

A worm, you say?

Yes, a. Not the.

[Wyrm]

Yes, a. Not the.

[Synthetik]

He blew his brains out on her doorstep?

Oh my god, that's amazing.

Yep, he rang the doorbell too and did it right in front of her, complete with 80's PSA-esque cheesy production and terrible acting. Unfortunately the camera cut away to her reaction, but it was indeed amazing.

We also watched the old Red Asphalt series of shock videos meant to scare people away from drunk driving, which were equally awesome. Especially looking around the room during and watching people squirm uncomfortably when it showed brain matter and blood splattered everywhere.

[Sprung]

Yep, he rang the doorbell too and did it right in front of her, complete with 80's PSA-esque cheesy production and terrible acting. Unfortunately the camera cut away to her reaction, but it was indeed amazing.

Should have broke into an 80's montage

[MasterOfGravity]

Shit's fucked up!