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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .

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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying...

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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too....
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    i think people should BOLD what they have written, this makes it easier for people to find the newer part of the story quicker
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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them.



    Here is a long running one:

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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment....


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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before...
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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before... Our two heros reluctantly agreed to give this new found technology a try... Once they were all strapped in and ready to go the young man said "oh by the way when i said ive done it once... i meant on my pet rat... it soon died afterwards" and with thoes words echoing in our hero's minds they went under.... When they awoke they were in a strange world there was cotton candy on the floor for grass the trees looked like gigantic lollies and the rivers were running brown... Lexingthrop decided he would try the chocolate coloured river... only to find out that it was feaces coming from the sewers and that the cotton candy had psycadellic properties to it.... But at that moment the world seemed to stop and they were confronted with the evil kings spirt... it turns out that the man was a horcrux of the king himself to find out the location of the other 3 they had to defeat this one in the dream world where anything was possible.....
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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before... Our two heros reluctantly agreed to give this new found technology a try... Once they were all strapped in and ready to go the young man said "oh by the way when i said ive done it once... i meant on my pet rat... it soon died afterwards" and with thoes words echoing in our hero's minds they went under.... When they awoke they were in a strange world there was cotton candy on the floor for grass the trees looked like gigantic lollies and the rivers were running brown... Lexingthrop decided he would try the chocolate coloured river... only to find out that it was feaces coming from the sewers and that the cotton candy had psycadellic properties to it.... But at that moment the world seemed to stop and they were confronted with the evil kings spirt... it turns out that the man was a horcrux of the king himself to find out the location of the other 3 they had to defeat this one in the dream world where anything was possible.....
    ...After a moments break before lift-off, Nord thought to himself: "Let us not lose track of our previous goal?"...

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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before... Our two heros reluctantly agreed to give this new found technology a try... Once they were all strapped in and ready to go the young man said "oh by the way when i said ive done it once... i meant on my pet rat... it soon died afterwards" and with thoes words echoing in our hero's minds they went under.... When they awoke they were in a strange world there was cotton candy on the floor for grass the trees looked like gigantic lollies and the rivers were running brown... Lexingthrop decided he would try the chocolate coloured river... only to find out that it was feaces coming from the sewers and that the cotton candy had psycadellic properties to it.... But at that moment the world seemed to stop and they were confronted with the evil kings spirt... it turns out that the man was a horcrux of the king himself to find out the location of the other 3 they had to defeat this one in the dream world where anything was possible.....
    ...After a moments break before lift-off, Nord thought to himself: "Let us not lose track of our previous goal?"... so with thoes words the Heros took a tactical retreat back through the fields of their dream world, to re group and get thier heads straight again, Nord, of whom had recovered from his incident, was still baby sitting Lex as he will still under the effects from the drugs whilst pondering on what to do next he came up with an amazing idea.....
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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before... Our two heros reluctantly agreed to give this new found technology a try... Once they were all strapped in and ready to go the young man said "oh by the way when i said ive done it once... i meant on my pet rat... it soon died afterwards" and with thoes words echoing in our hero's minds they went under.... When they awoke they were in a strange world there was cotton candy on the floor for grass the trees looked like gigantic lollies and the rivers were running brown... Lexingthrop decided he would try the chocolate coloured river... only to find out that it was feaces coming from the sewers and that the cotton candy had psycadellic properties to it.... But at that moment the world seemed to stop and they were confronted with the evil kings spirt... it turns out that the man was a horcrux of the king himself to find out the location of the other 3 they had to defeat this one in the dream world where anything was possible.....
    ...After a moments break before lift-off, Nord thought to himself: "Let us not lose track of our previous goal?"... so with thoes words the Heros took a tactical retreat back through the fields of their dream world, to re group and get thier heads straight again, Nord, of whom had recovered from his incident, was still baby sitting Lex as he will still under the effects from the drugs whilst pondering on what to do next he came up with an amazing idea..... If anything were possible in the Dream World Why Didn't they Just Find a Map in the Dream World That Showed the Location of the Black King in the Real World and Forego All these other Traps and Mind Sets, They Began to In-vision this Map on the Table that they Also In-visioned before them, and when they Opend thiere Eyes they Indeed See Such a Map on Such a Table but Upon Opening it they found

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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before... Our two heros reluctantly agreed to give this new found technology a try... Once they were all strapped in and ready to go the young man said "oh by the way when i said ive done it once... i meant on my pet rat... it soon died afterwards" and with thoes words echoing in our hero's minds they went under.... When they awoke they were in a strange world there was cotton candy on the floor for grass the trees looked like gigantic lollies and the rivers were running brown... Lexingthrop decided he would try the chocolate coloured river... only to find out that it was feaces coming from the sewers and that the cotton candy had psycadellic properties to it.... But at that moment the world seemed to stop and they were confronted with the evil kings spirt... it turns out that the man was a horcrux of the king himself to find out the location of the other 3 they had to defeat this one in the dream world where anything was possible.....
    ...After a moments break before lift-off, Nord thought to himself: "Let us not lose track of our previous goal?"... so with thoes words the Heros took a tactical retreat back through the fields of their dream world, to re group and get thier heads straight again, Nord, of whom had recovered from his incident, was still baby sitting Lex as he will still under the effects from the drugs whilst pondering on what to do next he came up with an amazing idea..... If anything were possible in the Dream World Why Didn't they Just Find a Map in the Dream World That Showed the Location of the Black King in the Real World and Forego All these other Traps and Mind Sets, They Began to In-vision this Map on the Table that they Also In-visioned before them, and when they Opend their Eyes they Indeed See Such a Map on Such a Table but Upon Opening it they found not the location of the King but of the Kings most precious treasure, and the worlds most powerful weapon, the infamous GigaZard Sword, with this newly obtained information our heros exited the Old Mans dream world and killed him, they then set course Northwest to the Barren Mountians....
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    The two Swordsman Left the tavern only to find...
    ...They may be in above their heads. Nordleof, the substantially stronger of the two looks to his right. He asks Lexingthrop, the second swordsman if supplies be needed or any necessities short, prior to this upcoming journey.
    It was their plan to seek and destroy not only the horrid black king Rade'lle, but any and all followers to his wicked cult. The party of only two then cast aside any uncertainties and head west....
    once they had arrived in the town called Mourningstar they were greeted by an old man who clamied he knew where king Rade'lle is suposedly hiding... but little did they know....
    ..that many of the townspeople of Mourningstar were addicted to the psychedelic mushrooms that Rade'lle's cult provided whenever they passed through to recruit new followers. The old man they had accosted was fully imbibed by the effects, and actually believed that he was currently speaking to....
    ...Lord and war chief of the Halberdin armies from the great north, Testicles. Fearful of his great mace, he ran for dear life. Incidentally, the town of Mourningstar lay atop a cliff and he fell to his death. Sadly, no information as to the whereabouts of Rade'lle were learned that day. It was only a night later that our heroes again in search, took to the long untrodden trails of...
    .... Granthor wich was a Fearsome Forrest not many Dared to Travel, with Weapons in hand the Two Companions Crept into the Forrest following what they believed was a trail through this Dreadful place, after several hours they came upon a Small Clearing and sat down for a bit of a rest, when Suddenly Nordleof felt a sharp sting on the back of his neck, upon inspection he Swatted off a Rather Peculiar Scorpion ... The Peculiar Scorpion appeared to change size depending on emotion. The Peculiar Scorpion grew to enormous sizes because of its rage, but Nordleof killed it by cutting off its tail. He then proceeded to make a cake with garnishes such as sediment shaped sediment.
    Which would have been fine except that the reanimated corpse of the drug addicted old man came howling from the edge of a nearby glade, and as he approached them, interjected painfully, pronouncing each syllable with guttural succinctness: "Sediment shaped sediment must never be used as a garnish, on cake prepared in Granthor, and if anyone ever attempts it, the most evil cake god will bring retribution from the heavens down on you." Nordleof did not heed his warning, as he believed that the man was insane, trying to steal his sediment shaped sediment cake goodness. As soon as he ate it though, Nordleof was transformed into a hideous monster, a demon of monstrous porportions, and know he must find the most well known witch in the land, Patrilla Von Barabsof, to find a cure.... , This Particular Cure was only Known By the Satin Monks Whom Resided there and Served this Witch, these monks Were known For thier Peculiar Worship of a long Lost Miniature Space Hamster whom saved thier Fore fathers Many Years Ago, weather it was The Mushrooms or the Actual Want to Refrain from his Evil Deeds the Old man Decided to Join them in thier Quest, "My Real Name Is Dwindle Foreskeen and I believe my magic Will Aid you." What he was thinking was "I'll kill this monster as soon as he finds out that I have killed all the monks, making sure he doesn't survive." Nordleof, who could only speak in grunts, agreed. What neither of them knew, is that there was one survivor, a child of 10 years of age, but knew the cure through ancient manuscripts. This child, named Sild Nopetr, had a vision of these travelers, and set out to meet them at the town of half elves, Mogat.....
    They arrived in Mogat to find it just as wild and resplendent as the legends had foretold it to be, with wide cobblestone avenues, purple coral spires and lots of naked....
    Children, as far as the eye could see, new and old small and big, and one big round. . .
    Felafel suspended floating in mid air above some kind of blood stained altar surrounded by Sir-Mixalot clones rapping about how big and juicy it is, but never getting too close to the magnificent orb for fear of the flying... dragoon, the dragoon was a marvelous warrior whom destroyed all that tried to touch the orb, he was a man of legend who rode the legendary dragon Manon, no one knows who the man is or even why he protects the orb so dearly with no concern for his own saftey, some say that he whom kills the dragoon shall weild the power of the orb, Siesmic, our two heros set out for the dragoon, but upon arriving our two heros were defeated in a explosive battle, but managed to escape with thier lives, they then left in search of a way to defeat the dragoon and his dragon, this led them too far into an introspective mind fuck that made them question reality. Why were they making up lies just so they could keep navigating through the godless void of their infinite and utterly pointless awareness? They sat down and tried to ponder why they existed, but a greased up and very gay ork suddenly appeared over a nearby hill and began flirting with them, whilst pondering on their existence they decided to try something new.... Orks testicals, they slayed the Ork and cooked him on a very big, and very hot open fire in which they sliced open his testical sack and boiled his testies, but at that moment.... They Began to Hear Voices from within thier Souls, these voices began to get louder and louder, as the ground began to shake, and the Horizon began to shift from day to night and back again very quickly, Just then Lord Nordleof Spotted a Gigantic wave heading in thier Direction, the Two Companions Ran for thier lives hoping to outrun the giant wave but soon ran out of Breath as the waved Crashed upon then, Suddenly thier eyes were open as a young Man was Standing above them, it seems he had pushed them into a lake, upon re-surfacing Lord Lexingthrop Asked the young Man, "How long were we Under?" They young Man Walked over and Offerd a Hand to Help the Companions out, "It was about 10 Minutes" Lexingthrop's Jaw Dropped,"Thats impossible it Felt like we were there For Days" The young Man Laughed, "When your Asleep and your Dream Sharing The mind Works Much Faster, 5 minutes is Equal to an Hour in the Dream World" Lord Nordleof and Lexingthrop Walked over to the Old man Tied up in a Chair he was Heavily Sedated, the very Same Man they had Met in Mourning Star, "Do you think it's Possible, I mean Inception, It's never been Done, and we Need this Old Man to Believe It was his Idea to Give us the Information about the Black King" The Young Man's Face turned to a Frown, "It's Possible I've Done it Before... Our two heros reluctantly agreed to give this new found technology a try... Once they were all strapped in and ready to go the young man said "oh by the way when i said ive done it once... i meant on my pet rat... it soon died afterwards" and with thoes words echoing in our hero's minds they went under.... When they awoke they were in a strange world there was cotton candy on the floor for grass the trees looked like gigantic lollies and the rivers were running brown... Lexingthrop decided he would try the chocolate coloured river... only to find out that it was feaces coming from the sewers and that the cotton candy had psycadellic properties to it.... But at that moment the world seemed to stop and they were confronted with the evil kings spirt... it turns out that the man was a horcrux of the king himself to find out the location of the other 3 they had to defeat this one in the dream world where anything was possible.....
    ...After a moments break before lift-off, Nord thought to himself: "Let us not lose track of our previous goal?"... so with thoes words the Heros took a tactical retreat back through the fields of their dream world, to re group and get thier heads straight again, Nord, of whom had recovered from his incident, was still baby sitting Lex as he will still under the effects from the drugs whilst pondering on what to do next he came up with an amazing idea..... If anything were possible in the Dream World Why Didn't they Just Find a Map in the Dream World That Showed the Location of the Black King in the Real World and Forego All these other Traps and Mind Sets, They Began to In-vision this Map on the Table that they Also In-visioned before them, and when they Opend their Eyes they Indeed See Such a Map on Such a Table but Upon Opening it they found not the location of the King but of the Kings most precious treasure, and the worlds most powerful weapon, the infamous GigaZard Sword, with this newly obtained information our heros exited the Old Mans dream world and killed him, they then set course Northwest to the Barren Mountians where they faced many problems in path they have to fight with the flying lions who have wings and metal like nails and they are now dehydrated and finding water.

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