The Let-It-All-Out: We're Here For You. No, Really.

[Drageuth]

You wanna know the awkward part? We both live in Michigan.

You wanna know the really awkward part?

I know how to find him.

Just have to camp outside of his PO box and wait for him to pick up a boxful of Gameboys.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You wanna know the really awkward part?

I know how to find him.

Just have to camp outside of his PO box and wait for him to pick up a boxful of Gameboys.

He'll be the one in the skinny jeans and a holstered soldering gun.

[Nemkoon]

You wanna know the really awkward part?

I know how to find him.

Just have to camp outside of his PO box and wait for him to pick up a boxful of Gameboys.

I know his address too. I also sent him a GB. and 4 games.

[Drageuth]

You wanna know the awkward part? We both live in Michigan.

Actually, what I find hilarious is that Google (Ragnar) and I both work for the same company. Pretty sure stuff that he does at his job ends up at my store.

[Nemkoon]

that's even more awkward. It would be even more awkward if he was a coworker

[Drageuth]

that's even more awkward. It would be even more awkward if he was a coworker

It would be even worse if he loaded the skids that I work every day.
'cause I hate whoever loads our skids.

"We have one layer of turkey parts in flimsy boxes. What should we put on top?"
"... umm? How about another skid, loaded with block ready beef, that weighs 1,200 pounds?"
"Okay, sounds good!"

[Kermit Da Frog]

It would be even worse if he loaded the skids that I work every day.
'cause I hate whoever loads our skids.

"We have one layer of turkey parts in flimsy boxes. What should we put on top?"
"... umm? How about another skid, loaded with block ready beef, that weighs 1,200 pounds?"
"Okay, sounds good!"

So, you can't handle your beef?

[Colamisu]

... what kind of dudes do you have around your town?

I've been on the internet for over 10 years, bro.

[Drageuth]

So, you can't handle your beef?

It was more the 8 cases of turkey parts that were absolutely crushed that we had to mark down immediately that pissed me off.
Like, ground turkey that looked like paste.
And the ensuing paperwork I had to because of it.

I handle my tubesteak very well, thank you.

[Drageuth]

I've been on the internet for over 10 years, bro.

Yeah, the Internet does kind of turn people jaded.

[Nemkoon]

What company do you work for anyway?

[Drageuth]

What company do you work for anyway?

A supermarket.

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the largest supermarket chain in Canada.

[Kermit Da Frog]

It was more the 8 cases of turkey parts that were absolutely crushed that we had to mark down immediately that pissed me off.
Like, ground turkey that looked like paste.
And the ensuing paperwork I had to because of it.

I handle my tubesteak very well, thank you.

I prefer honey ham.

[Nemkoon]

I prefer honey ham.

Honey ham IS good.

[Drageuth]

I prefer honey ham.

I don't like honey ham, actually. I prefer black forest.
Honey ham has this weird taste to it that I can't get past.