anybody hav any proverbs, quotes, puzzles, or riddles.heres an old irish proverb: if u expect a kick in the balls, and get a slap in the face.... it's a victory
proverbs, quotes, puzzles,riddles
anybody hav any proverbs, quotes, puzzles, or riddles.heres an old irish proverb: if u expect a kick in the balls, and get a slap in the face.... it's a victory
Destroy foreign sauces
I always liked the old Japanese proverb:
"Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods"
EDIT: 255th post! Yeah, go hexadecimals!
I Found This Funny:If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch
255 posts thats impressive!go hexadecimal
Nah Nah... here's a goodie...
Old Japanese Proverb: "A kick with sore toe, only hurt foot."
It's so true!
If it's lumpy and smells like shit you shouldn't touch it
The Big Cheese
Proverbs, Hmm.. I'm full of those..
A stitch in time saves Nine.. god knows what that means though
Cover the face and **** the base
- cool ain't it
Quotes.. you should hear some of mine, I have loads in the channel!
Girls... complex mathematical equations... Guys... Lifeforms that suck at math.
Uhh..
can't remember too many atm, but don't catch me in a quotable mood!
here's a good one
Simple Logic: If my aunt had been a man, she'd have been my uncle
If it looks like a duck talks like a duck and acts like a duck.........kick that thing cuz real ducks don't talk.
What's living if you cant pull your pants down and slide across the ice
Japanese tutor~
want any quote... just look at all my posts... there's just about a different one on every Reply that i have sent... happy hunting!
That GEESE guy isn't very hones about things. If he wants to be my disciple, he should just say so! -- Match of the Millenium
"Learn a new language gain a new soul"
-Wizdom from a fortune cookie.-
"The only thing tragic about coming from a hard life, is not learning anything from it."
-Taylor-
Destroy foreign sauces
"Show me a man who resorts to violence, and I'll show you a man who's ran out of ideas"
Doug's Dad from "Doug" on Nickelodeon. Deep, isn't it?
Japanese tutor~
no... it wasn't doug's dad... it was somebody else... im sure of it... but yeah its deep... i still like dans better...
Soon there will be Saikyo Style students everywhere! - Pocket Fighter
"Learn a new language gain a new soul"
-Wizdom from a fortune cookie.-
"The only thing tragic about coming from a hard life, is not learning anything from it."
-Taylor-
which one the pants down one. and what dan are you talking i about i dont have a "wood" promblem......................at lest i dont think i do
it none of the proverbs and what not but it's a funny blonde joke
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?"
The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize.
The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
Away indefinitely
LOL. Okay ... that's just plain mean.
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