OK, here's one!
Battlefield Vietnam.
You: *after jumping off a plane/helicopter at a great height* Oh. . . . Huh. . .AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH . . . . . *fart*
Most random crap ever.
Melancholic
OK, here's one!
Battlefield Vietnam.
You: *after jumping off a plane/helicopter at a great height* Oh. . . . Huh. . .AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH . . . . . *fart*
Most random crap ever.
(I'm sorry for any typos I may have in this post)
Aldaris just finished his speech to the Protoss and Raynor's group on the final mission of Starcraft (base set - the Protoss mission where the player must defeat the Overmind... with 2 forces).
Jim Raynor: Does that mean they're gonna send some backup for us?
(looking at "Hey! Listen!" quote earlier here... oh how I can now (being older) understand how annoying Navi is)
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Your Jewish Grandpa
PREY:
Enisi - "Hey, Tommy, I want to teach you some cool mystical shit so you can save the world."
Tommy - "Fuck off, Grandpa, I'm gonna go get my girlfriend and go home."
Enisi - "Tommy, your home is being destroyed by aliens right now."
Tommy - "Don't care, Gramps. Getting my girlfriend and going home."
Enisi - "Fine, moron, go home and die. Condemn the Earth to total destruction, see if I care, I'm already dead." *leaves*
Paraphrasing.
Melancholic
Never heard/played Prey, but that was funny. XDOriginally Posted by The Count
PREY:
Enisi - "Hey, Tommy, I want to teach you some cool mystical shit so you can save the world."
Tommy - "Fuck off, Grandpa, I'm gonna go get my girlfriend and go home."
Enisi - "Tommy, your home is being destroyed by aliens right now."
Tommy - "Don't care, Gramps. Getting my girlfriend and going home."
Enisi - "Fine, moron, go home and die. Condemn the Earth to total destruction, see if I care, I'm already dead." *leaves*
Paraphrasing.
French Court Jester
Every quote from Conker's Bad Fur Day was memorable
My favorite quote though was from Gregg the Grim Reaper.
Gregg - Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick! Right! That's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see! Bloody things... I hate those bloody cats... the way they meow and they piss everywhere... and their shit smells just bloody awful... (mumbles)
Some others:
Duke Nukem - "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum."
RE1 Barry - "That was too close, you were almost a Jill sandwich."
@King SF64 Peppy - "Do a barrel roll!"That ones a classic!
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Nemezis: 'STAAARS'
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oh yea so many sexual refrences in lunar espicaly with kyle and with the bars of soap lol"They were all dead, the final gun shot was an exclamation marked to everything that had happened.
I released my finger from the trigger."
and also, random picture time!!
found these lying around, good times when I was younger
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Hahaha, definitely one of the games with funniest quotes.
SS 2 also had some funny ones, although sometimes the humor was only making up for the terribleness of the game itself.
"Netrisca? You can talk?"
"I've gotta have a serious talk with Croteam, one of these days."
"My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! ha ha ha...god, who writes this stuff?"
"Hey, didn't I kick your ass two rooms back?"
Ace Attorney
Falco: "Move it Fox, he's right behind you!"
Best quote from the best character in Star Fox 64.
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Your Jewish Grandpa
Nope, that would be this -
Sector Y Boss: COCKY LITTLE FREAKS!
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BLOOD.
Melancholic
Ace Attorney
Quan Chi: "Do you wish to beg mercy from the new master, the Lord Shinnok?"
Liu Kang: "NEVER SORCERER! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
(Mortal Kombat 4, Tanya's ending)
Best Liu Kang quote in the entire series. LOL
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MGS2:
-"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days..."
-"Something happened to me last thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go - I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... suddenly there was intense light all around me - and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?"
- Fission Mailed
Melancholic
Gordon Freeman says the funniest things.
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