The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Wyrm]

Nope, won't backread...

I was involved in most of it, sadly...

And TKS

[Miss Piggy]

I was involved in most of it, sadly...

Oh I know. You, Share, king and kermit were a large part of the last hangout.

[Wyrm]

Oh I know. You, Share, king and kermit were a large part of the last hangout.

Yeah, ive been REALLY bored the past few days. And its not shareware anymore, its "The Count"

[King]

Oh I know. You, Share, king and kermit were a large part of the last hangout.

Don't remind me of that...

[Miss Piggy]

Yeah, ive been REALLY bored the past few days. And its not shareware anymore, its "The Count"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I don`t get it...

[King]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I don`t get it...

He changed his username.

[Wyrm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I don`t get it...

Hes turning into a muppet. Another one lost to the darkside.

[deadlegion]

Fuck off.

[Drageuth]

Let's ask Drag when he gets back.

Broken condoms!

Bitches be trying to trap us so they don't have to work.
Also, broken condom & her forgetting to renew her birth control prescription and constantly putting it off.

Stop...just....stop.

But Alienware is so incredibly awesome! They make the best stuff! Everyone knows that!

It's a wonder he doesn't accidentally close threads or something, if Cookie is that retarded.

Oh wait--

Sesame Street taught me that I lived in America.

Sesame Street lied to me.

Sesame Street taught me that cookies are delicious, it's okay to live in a trash can, and I should really share with other people.

Now I'm 280 pounds, live in an alley, and have given at least three people syphilis.

Anyone want a Blackberry Bold for $40?
Comes with 2GB Micro SD card!

Wow, what a steal!

Does it come with naked pics of the previous owner (Only interested if they're female and above the age of 18.)

Above 18?!

/leaves

I certainly don't know where all these pictures of my ass came from, but they're on my phone.

I got this phone from a neighbor.

1. Take really hot pictures of yourself
2. Misplace phone.
3. Call phone 24 to 48 hours later. Assess voice/attractiveness of the other party.
4. Oh whoops, I seem to have lost my phone. Can we meet at a coffee shop so I can get it back?
5. Suddenly, date.

It's a classic pickup move.

You are a God among men, sir.

I think I'm due for an upgrade, I'm rocking this Sony Ericsson phone from five years ago.

On the bright side it's the same one Daniel Craig had in Casino Royale.

Only it's a different colour and in real life doesn't allow you to remotely trigger mines or track nefarious Russian crime lords. But on the other hand: Tetris.

I think that's a fair trade.

My phone has Pacman... and is a piece of shit. It's an LG LG260. Cost me $30 about 8 months ago.

I could've had my uncle's iPhone 3GS for £130 or some shit but I don't want one. EVER.

For real.

The only Apple product I use is iTunes, and I'm slowly starting to lose faith in it.

And wear jeans about 3 sizes too small.

Well, he's got one part down, at least...

That's how Jazz lost a nut.


And Drag gained it

Then where did these other two come from...?

/saving for winter

Especially on your balls.

ESPECIALLY on your balls. However, it was decently warm, and he was gentle.

They played Rebecca Black on the radio this morning.

What the fuck is this world coming to?

TGIF, motherfucker.

Nope, won't backread...

I have no sub inhibitions.

Hes turning into a muppet. Another one lost to the darkside.

I'm putting some serious thought into changing to Oscar The Grouch. Just gotta find an avatar and signature that I like, and I think I might actually do it.

[Dr Mario]

Fuck it. Everyone should change to a muppet theme.

[Drageuth]

Fuck it. Everyone should change to a muppet theme.

I think that's the goal.

[Wyrm]

I'm putting some serious thought into changing to Oscar The Grouch. Just gotta find an avatar and signature that I like, and I think I might actually do it.

Wow, you quoted me, and no threats of banning. I must be doing something right. I could do the sig for ya .

[Drageuth]

Wow, you quoted me, and no threats of banning. I must be doing something right. I could do the sig for ya .

Fuck no.

[Wyrm]

Fuck no.

Geez.......

[Lee]

I'm putting some serious thought into changing to Oscar The Grouch. Just gotta find an avatar and signature that I like, and I think I might actually do it.

If I'm not retarded, wasn't there someone that used Oscar as their avatar for the longest time?


Also, If "The Count" wants to be taken seriously, he needs to change his avatar.