Bitches be trying to trap us so they don't have to work.
Also, broken condom & her forgetting to renew her birth control prescription and constantly putting it off.
But Alienware is so incredibly awesome! They make the best stuff! Everyone knows that!
It's a wonder he doesn't accidentally close threads or something, if Cookie is that retarded.
Oh wait--
Sesame Street taught me that cookies are delicious, it's okay to live in a trash can, and I should really share with other people.
Now I'm 280 pounds, live in an alley, and have given at least three people syphilis.
Wow, what a steal!
Above 18?!
/leaves
You are a God among men, sir.
My phone has Pacman... and is a piece of shit. It's an LG LG260. Cost me $30 about 8 months ago.
The only Apple product I use is iTunes, and I'm slowly starting to lose faith in it.
Well, he's got one part down, at least...
Then where did these other two come from...?
/saving for winter
ESPECIALLY on your balls. However, it was decently warm, and he was gentle.
TGIF, motherfucker.
I have no sub inhibitions.
I'm putting some serious thought into changing to Oscar The Grouch. Just gotta find an avatar and signature that I like, and I think I might actually do it.
Fuck it. Everyone should change to a muppet theme.