The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Milady]

So, Scorpion had some weird graphical glitch in half of his fights, and Mileena taunted her fallen opponents by wriggling about and rubbing her breasts.

That was a weird first experience with a game.

[Shareware]

Looking at you Stephenie Meyer.

Vomiting afterward, Stephanie Meyer.

[Raype]

This.
My girl is pasty as hell. Oh so sexy.

Prude describes her skin tone as a very pale olive. Not pasty, but certainly very light.

All I know is DELICIOUS.

[Cookie Monster]

Women should never tan.

Shit looks horrible.

A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

Our Tan is cool

This.
My girl is pasty as hell. Oh so sexy.

Hot!

My boyfriend's rather pale as well. With brown hair and blue eyes.

Yes, please.

Hot!

[Raype]

So, Scorpion had some weird graphical glitch in half of his fights, and Mileena taunted her fallen opponents by wriggling about and rubbing her breasts.

That was a weird first experience with a game.

I got a boner from Sheeva back in the day.

Don't talk to me about weird.

[Milady]

Prude describes her skin tone as a very pale olive. Not pasty, but certainly very light.

All I know is DELICIOUS.

She has nice skin. I don't know about delicious, but I am a little jealous.

[Lee]

So, Scorpion had some weird graphical glitch in half of his fights, and Mileena taunted her fallen opponents by wriggling about and rubbing her breasts.

That was a weird first experience with a game.

Well, mileena is like that.

If i had to venture a guess about scorpion, it would be a texture that wasn't properly labeled, and didn't ship with the demo.

[Lee]

Our Tan is cool



Hot!



Hot!

I knew Cookie was bi-curious.

[Milady]

Our Tan is cool



Hot!



Hot!

You live in Spain, everything is hot to you.

I got a boner from Sheeva back in the day.

Don't talk to me about weird.

As if I held the slightest doubt that your weird experiences are far stranger than my weird experiences.

[Raype]

Our Tan is cool

That he is.

He's also incredibly helpful.

SO MUCH AWESOME CO OP. SO MUCH.

[Shareware]

Ah... MK.

Seriously, Stryker goddamn it, would you stop with the grenades?

[Milady]

Well, mileena is like that.

If i had to venture a guess about scorpion, it would be a texture that wasn't properly labeled, and didn't ship with the demo.

There were really long black lines attached either to his arm or to the swords on his back. They were vaguely chain shaped, but I wasn't close enough to the television to see if that was just my imagination, and moved as his arms moved. If he wasn't moving, it looked like someone had him on a leash.

[Raype]

Ah... MK.

Seriously, Stryker goddamn it, would you stop with the grenades?

Kabal was here.

Enjoy not getting the chance to do anything.

I knew Cookie was bi-curious.

No, he's bi-winning!

She has nice skin. I don't know about delicious, but I am a little jealous.

If I were to pull an elin and want to fashion a skin suit, she'd be on my short list.

[Cookie Monster]

That he is.

He's also incredibly helpful.

SO MUCH AWESOME CO OP. SO MUCH.

One of these days I'll require some help from any of you, kind souls

BTW, did you noticed it, Ivolt played pinball

[Shareware]

You know what, I'm just gonna bring this up out of the blue, because it's been fucking with me:

I had this fucked up dream last night where Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry were being seriously tortured to death.

It was fucking gorefest.

What the hell, man.