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    Default The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

    Yeah, I went there.

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    longer than that and i beat ya to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Just for that, I'm not introducing you to your perfect woman. Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    And then I'd awkwardly answer the door, maybe be not-so-shy enough to give you a hug and then proceed to be shy and awkward. I might also wonder why you randomly showed up at my door in a bikini. You're probably taller than I am too. Hugging taller girls tends to be an awkward experience for someone my height even when said girls are fully clothed.
    I'm like 175cm. I thought I was quite a bit taller, but I measured myself recently while fitting myself for new clothes, and realised I was several inches shorter than I thought. It was a nice surprise. Sure I'd still be a bit bigger than you, though, as while I'm not especially big for a boy I'm certainly quite tall for a girl. :'D

    It took me a second to get why, and then I suddenly clocked it. 'Ohhhhhh. That.'. Not that it'd be much threat with me in my current state, though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I used to smoke.
    !!!!

    Wah, really wouldn't have guessed that. You don't seem like the sort. When did you quit?

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    He mad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    He mad!
    Why he mad tho?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    He mad!
    Nah. It's quite a good title.

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    Women should never tan.

    Shit looks horrible.

    A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

    *hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimori View Post
    I'm like 175cm. I thought I was quite a bit taller, but I measured myself recently while fitting myself for new clothes, and realised I was several inches shorter than I thought. It was a nice surprise. Sure I'd still be a bit bigger than you, though, as while I'm not especially big for a boy I'm certainly quite tall for a girl. :'D

    It took me a second to get why, and then I suddenly clocked it. 'Ohhhhhh. That.'. Not that it'd be much threat with me in my current state, though.

    !!!!

    Wah, really wouldn't have guessed that. You don't seem like the sort. When did you quit?
    Er...let's see. 175/2.54=68.89 So you're about 6.39 inches, or 16.23cm taller than I am. Unless I've done something horribly wrong, I don't think that's too terribly tall for a girl. Just don't wear super high heels and be taller than all the boys. That's always weird.

    I have one friend who's probably taller than you are, who likes to hug me rather tightly since we don't see each other often. One of these days she'll suffocate me. I'm sure there are plenty of males who wouldn't mind dying with their face buried in a woman's breasts, but me? Not so much.

    That's a good question. Shortly before I started an official relationship with my boyfriend, which was my last year of high school. I was either 17 or 18 when I stopped, and I only smoked for about a year or two. Certainly nothing terribly severe, but enough that I still occasionally find myself wanting a cigarette, even though it's been quite a while.

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    Waking up in the morning is for losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Women should never tan.

    Shit looks horrible.

    A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

    *hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*
    This.
    My girl is pasty as hell. Oh so sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Women should never tan.

    Shit looks horrible.

    A real classy lady has flawless light skin. Possibly a bit darker provided it's a healthy shade. Tans are so not cool.

    *hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*
    My boyfriend's rather pale as well. With brown hair and blue eyes.

    Yes, please.

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    Here, allow me to cook my skin into a dark, burnt, leathery substance.

    Hawt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    *hopes the same holds true for men. SO PALE*
    If you mean "a healthy shade" then yeah.

    But pale might be in style now. Looking at you Stephenie Meyer.

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