What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[Kouen Hasuki]

What would you write on the walls in a Left 4 Dead safe room? A message to loved ones? And ego-gratifying achievement? A target destination, or cry for help from other groups? (that is, if there ARE other groups)

Personally, I'd have to write "I'm sick of these M*****-F****** zombies on this M*****-F****** planet!"

How about you?

[Steven]

I was right the world does end by zombie apocalypse.....shame I never learned how to drive a tank

[Kermit Da Frog]

Fun Fact: Deadpool Zombie.

[Colamisu]

I'd put a glory hole to the outside and write "Stick penis here for good time," just because I think it would be great to find someone that stupid.

[Wyrm]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!

But on a serious note, id write " If only more people had listened to me. I tried to tell them, but noooooo, the stupid stoner doesnt know what hes talkin about. Guess whos laughin' now motha-f@%$!&* "

[HowlerMonkey]

I would write

TELL MY WIFE I LOVE

[ResidentPsycho]

Did I die and goto heaven? Because this is freaking awesome!


2012, zombie apocalypse is what im wishing for, none of this other nonsense, i want zombies

[sockesocke]

zombies must...die.

[Karldaj]

GOD MODE ON

[jmcd]

I'd write absolutely nothing since I would likely be killed before reaching it.

[Jakethegreat12]

I dont Accidently very often.
but when i do i do it all over CEDA.

[Elmdor Rizer]

An obscene limerick.

[Mark Whitley]

I would write, "While you were busy reading this wall, I stole your car. Love, Porch Munky"

[alpha2zulu]

Can't think of anything specific, but it'd be some kinda of derogatory joke or comment. Like; For a good time, call 123-456-7890. I figure since things will be pretty depressing, it'd be best to at try and have a last laugh.

[AltimaZeromus]

The zombies are eating me at this moment, it is rather unpleasant. I highly suggest you do not stay in this area for it isn't the safest place to be, as my dead body demonstrates. Oh, I do apologize if my corpse tries to consume your flesh.