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    Default Sega Makes a New System!

    Sega has also expanded into the previously largely unaddressed market for interactive urinals with the release of the Toylet, a system that allows players to control a series of games using their urine to control the on-screen action.





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    447 ml!? WIN!

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    inb4chapelleiwannapeeonyoujoke

    And I would so play that.

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    I saw this on DCEmu recently, amusing to know it's real

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    Six-button controller -> fishing rod -> maracas -> urinal.

    ...wait, what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Six-button controller -> fishing rod -> maracas -> urinal.

    ...wait, what?
    I don't see a problem here.

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    Im 100% positive that Lil Wayne is going to get this in his mansion as soon as he gets out of prison.


    Hail to the king baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bittits View Post
    Im 100% positive that Lil Wayne is going to get this in his mansion as soon as he gets out of prison.
    NO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A JOKE OF THAT CHAPELLE SHOW SKETCH ABOUT PEEING ON WOMEN AND THEN SEE MY POST AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THAT NOW ALL MY PLANNING IS RUINED I WILL MURDER YOU

    And you mean R. Kelly, and then it would only be if the system was designed to look like a pre-teen girl.

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    R Kelly would surely be a master if he knew of this. If it saves highscores that would totally be awesome .

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    That's going to be the filthiest console ever. Especially when drunk people play it and miss.

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    japanese people have so little attention span that they need to be occupied while peeing?

    First Interview.... sees the couch
    Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffy4 View Post
    japanese people have so little attention span that they need to be occupied while peeing?
    Doesn't explain the game they made where you put your finger in a butt.

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    japan is unexplainable i mean they have tentacle rape for porn and mouse pads with breasts and even hotels for people and their virtual spouses

    First Interview.... sees the couch
    Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffy4 View Post
    japan is unexplainable i mean they have tentacle rape for porn and mouse pads with breasts and even hotels for people and their virtual spouses
    It gets worse.

    http://blip.tv/file/4673405

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkseid View Post
    ....
    I....don't even....
    You can Pork your Pork, and then eat it?!......




    Also, don't forget about Air Sex....That japan invented....and turned into a sport, in which they pick the best air sexer


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