i need some advice on making friends.

[Pickles]

You say that to seem rational. You laugh because it's true.

You hide behind the frog because your really a duck.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You hide behind the frog because your really a duck.

And that, kid, is how you make friends.

[Miss Piggy]

I have some tips
1. Don`t hang out with people who piss you off! If they really piss you off, just tell them to go away, you are really making me angry. I unfortunately can`t do this, simply because i`m too nice.

2. Try to find a place with nice, accepting people! If you immerse yourself more, you will eventually find a place where overall nice, trustful, caring people gather. If this is not possible, because of place of living or forced things, such as education or work, you could always ignore them, try to find a different job or university and move.

3. Always be yourself! whether you are a manga freak, MLG Gamer or a paranoid junkie, being yourself is always the best way to come off. if you make yourself come off as someone your not, then later on in your relationship when they figure it out, it could severely cripple or even destroy said relationship.
Hope this helps!

[Kermit Da Frog]

I have some tips
1. Be Rich
2. Be Good Looking
3. Be Someone Else

Fixed.

[Illora]

step one, click their user name
step two, click add as contact
step three, click the little box that says send friend request
step 4, click send
done

[Pickles]

step one, click their user name
step two, click add as contact
step three, click the little box that says send friend request
step 4, click send
done

I laughed at this, twice.

[Kouen Hasuki]

step one, click their user name
step two, click add as contact
step three, click the little box that says send friend request
step 4, click send
done

So harsh LOL

[Prude]

Fixed.

I love you

[Kermit Da Frog]

One time, I licked lead paint off of a dildo I found in the attic.

That's no way to make friends.

[Zaladane]

step 5:
cry when friendship is denied then make a super long post flaming the person

[Blue Electrona]

Uhh...don't take life so seriously man if you look at all your problems like that you'll just be buried under it all. Just do what I do if something is troubling you and it is too painful to bear just laugh at it and imagine your pissing on it. Wait I can't remember if i imagine that part or not probably oh and try match.com or something for that other 'problem' which really isn't that big a deal, actually maybe online dating is a bad idea. Just be a stand up guy and believe that it will all work out in the end.

Now go out there and try not to pull a step 5 lol

[Kermit Da Frog]

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Seriously, the answer is always money and fame.

[Myst]

the only thing that really helped was my anger issues, a girl threw away one of my manga, i punched her and broke her nose, of course the school wanted to kick me out, sue me and all that jazz, but since i was in specail ed they couldnt lol. but man, i dont like hitting people, it doesnt feel good.

I wouldn't call that situation "really helped" and I REALLY hope that is out of your system. Aggressive people will never have a happy life.
All I have to say is I agree with Kermit Da Frog's edited post. Luck plays a major role in our life, who & when we meet the right/wrong people.
The first half of high school were hell for me, shy, picked on, yadda yadda that was already mentioned by previous posts. I was in the "elitist smart class", those kids were terrible, treating me like an outcast. After my grades dropped after 3 years, I was sent to the regulars. To my surprise they treated me like a human being, gave me advice, boosted my self-esteem and so. Quite not what I expected from them. Just to show that "higher standing in social status" or being really smart doesn't make you a good person.

You're gonna bump into alot of bad people until you encounter the right ones. And again, luck will decide if none of the bad encounters mess up your life permanently before you meet the good ones.

I'm still pretty much a social outcast by society's standards but I am happy with it. Finished college and have a job and my own small place, considering this is planet Earth and everything that happens on this planet, I have to say my life is pretty good. I have less than 5 friends and that is good enough for me. I never take the initiative to go out and socialize but if invited I will go and my friends know this about me, hence why they're my friends, people who accept you with all your flaws.

[Illora]

Step 6: eat a lot of chocolate cake, get ready for long hardship, and move nextdoor to Rosie O donell

[SilentMagus0]

wow..Nah go for Dr. Phil, but seriously stressing about making friends actually keeps people from making good friends. Worrying about how to act or how to impress is a collasal waste of time. Be you and if they don't like you, who cares. I got along fine with just 3 or 4 close freinds.