The Colorado Condom
The Colorado Condom
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.
- James Oliver Rigney Jr. aka Robert Jordan (God rest his Soul.) 10-17-1948 to 09-16-2007
The Texas Tentacle Rape
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
Missouri Mustache Comber
Has anyone ever been to the Glossary of Perversion? It's a lot like this but its a whole site dedicated to collecting things like these and their descriptions. You can make up your own and submit them and they get posted. A friend of mine submitted something called the Alaskin Pipeline. You'll have to look it up yourselves to get the description. The first time he explained it to me I spit Dr. Pepper out of my nose.
The Florida Futanari
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
Virgina An Rapist
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
Mississippi Mudpie
Someday I shalt be human again
The Pennsylvanian Pedophile
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
The Oklahoma O-Ring
The Oregon Ona-Hole
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
The Hawaii Hang-Outs
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
The Rhode Island Road Hog
The Utah Puker
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!