Joke for the day

[Nightfall Z]

Here a joke i saw to give you a laugh or two. LOL

I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to stop at a
> comfort station. The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second
> one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall:
> >
"Hi, how are you doing?"
> >
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort
stations,
> and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a
> little embarrassed:
> >
> "Not bad."
> >
And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"
> >
Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was
too
> weird! So I said:
> >
> "Well, just like you I'm driving east."
> >
Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back,
> there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am
asking
> you."
>

Post your thoughts or maybe some more jokes.

[Cee4]

lol thats good!

[xiox]

lol. I take it a comfort station is a bathroom? Never heard it called that before. Must be a Canadian thing.

[Nightmare]

I dont get it!!!




P.S (Gotcha)

[Dekar]

if you need me to answer your question, HE/SHE'S ON A CELL PHONE. Sorry i get really mad a moronic people, sometimes i do that to myself.
Sincerely,
Dekar

[Calintz]

hahaha pretty sweet

[Nightfall Z]

okay im just sending this to the top again. Please if you have a joke thats funnier post it. I wanna get some more laughs too.

Peace

[gotenx]

OK heres one:

A woman is whizzing arund the corridors of a mental home in her wheel chair when a man jumps in front of her path.

"Stop" the man said "your going to fast may I see your license?"

So the woman pulled a Kitkat wrapper from her handbag and carries on.

The next day she is doing the same thing when the same man jumps out in front of her.

"stop!" He said "your driving dangerously may I see your Insurance Card?"

She pulls a toffee crips wrapper from her bag and shows it to him and carries on.

The next day she is doing the same thing when the same man jumps out again with an erection, the woman says "oh no not the breathalizer again!"

[gotenx]

somebody read my joke

Its funny

[spyderbyte]

Okay...I dont know if this will be considered funny. But it is also considered a DISS to one of the people that appear in the joke.
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Once upon a time there were three guys. And there names were Sephires, MasJ, and Spyderbyte. One day they were going 500 miles per hour on the speed boat that Sephires invented. Unfortunateley, they crashed into the harber and al three of them got killed. All three of them went to heaven and were confronted by "GOD"!!

"Okay, this is the deal. You didnt deserve to die this quickly, so I am gonna allow ONE of you to go down to earth per day, so you can live your lives. But you must come back." God explained.

"Oh...and one more thing. If you step on a "Duck" on your days on earth, I will force you to marry the most UGLY woman in the history of the universe." It was MasJ's turn to go down to earth.

Later that day, MasJ arrived back at heaven, but with him he was accompanied by the UGLIEST woman they have ever seen! ( Dont get Mad MasJ read the rest).

"What happened? asked Sephires and Spyder.
"I stepped on a duck...."replied MasJ. It was now sephires turn to go to earth.

Later that day, Sephire returned. But with him he was accompanied by another very ugly woman.

"What happened?" asked MasJ and Spyderbyte.
"I stepped on a duck...." replied Sephires. It was now Spyderbytes turn.

Later that day Spyderbyte returned. But with him he was accompanied by the most BEUTIFULL and hottest woman they have ever seen.

"What? How come you get a HOT woman and we are stuck with this witches? they asked in confusion.

"She Stepped on a duck"

[xiox]

I don't get it Syderbyte If she stepped on a duck why would you get to marry a hot women?

[Nightmare]

He is the ugly one(in terms of the joke)

[Nightfall Z]

lol
Those are some funny jokes.LOL

anymore out there.

come on lets hear em

[Zerostrike]

I think he was making fun of himself. If a guy stepped on a duck, he would have to marry the ugliest woman, right? So if a woman stepped on a duck, she would have to marry the ugliest man. I think he's saying that he's the ugliest man on Earth.

[Zerostrike]

Damn slow typing.