Ah, crap. Need a little relationship advice, folks.

[crusher]

The solution to this and every other relationship problem is...

FHUTA!

[Cyberxion]

Fuck her up the ass?

That's horrible advice.

[_M_]

Fuck her up the ass?

That's horrible advice.

There's no real relationship anyway. I don't see the problem.

[Cyberxion]

No no, I mean it's horrible advice for any situation.

I believe this scenario about as much as I believe that Bunneh isn't actually a 450 pound 37 year-old who lives in his mother's basement.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I'm really not feeling the whole "You need to use lube if you're going up my bum" deal. Girls are such twats, I'm going homo.

So, picking one if they're actually available seems like a somewhat sane thing to do. I recall being in situations where I've felt uneasy because of the fact that I had interests in more than one girl at a time, but five? That are interested in you? Despite the fact that one of these girls is trying to invite a sixth player into the game?

I'm just not feeling it, bro. It should be alright if I merely cover it in spit, shouldn't it?

[_M_]

No no, I mean it's horrible advice for any situation.

I believe this scenario about as much as I believe that Bunneh isn't actually a 450 pound 37 year-old who lives in his mother's basement.

I'm really not feeling the whole "You need to use lube if you're going up my bum" deal. Girls are such twats, I'm going homo.

So, picking one if they're actually available seems like a somewhat sane thing to do. I recall being in situations where I've felt uneasy because of the fact that I had interests in more than one girl at a time, but five? That are interested in you? Despite the fact that one of these girls are trying to invite a sixth player into the game?

I'm just not feeling it, bro. It should be alright if I merely cover it in spit, shouldn't it?

[EGGO]

I'm really not feeling the whole "You need to use lube if you're going up my bum" deal. Girls are such twats, I'm going homo.

So, picking one if they're actually available seems like a somewhat sane thing to do. I recall being in situations where I've felt uneasy because of the fact that I had interests in more than one girl at a time, but five? That are interested in you? Despite the fact that one of these girls is trying to invite a sixth player into the game?

I'm just not feeling it, bro. It should be alright if I merely cover it in spit, shouldn't it?

Come to think of it...this does sound like a textbook closet case.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Come to think of it...this does sound like a textbook closet case.

Because I like to spit on my wang?

[EGGO]

Because I like to spit on my wang?

Oh I meant to add more. The fact that one needs to have that many girls around him but not really liking them. Yeah, they all start out like that, no?

[b1gwi11]

so what you're saying is.... bunneh is a 37 year old closet homosexual that lives in his mothers basement.

makes me lol a little inside.

[Fury]

Alright kid, you're 14, and quite frankly at your age, i could have walked into your school and held hands with any girl i wanted. (so take that!). But I'll play into your sill parlor games. Oh my, you're playing 6 girls and you're 14! I'm so impressed! Holy flying tricks pimp man! Tell me of your girl playing ways sir, I wish to have the power like you!

But seriously, You're not playing anything kid, nice try with the intricate story though. An emulation forum is the best place for that kind of advice.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Alright kid, you're 14, and quite frankly at your age, i could have walked into your school and held hands with any girl i wanted. (so take that!). But I'll play into your sill parlor games. Oh my, you're playing 6 girls and you're 14! I'm so impressed! Holy flying tricks pimp man! Tell me of your girl playing ways sir, I wish to have the power like you!

But seriously, You're not playing anything kid, nice try with the intricate story though. An emulation forum is the best place for that kind of advice.

+rep
My advice is not to give here AIDS.

[Stark]

An emulation forum is the best place for that kind of advice.

Gosh darn you to heck, I was going to use that arguement.

While I admit that the free for all is a place for discussion about subjects that don't fall into the category of anything gaming/emulation/comp etc, I would like to think that the free for all had more...intellectual conversations. Giving relationship advice to a 14 year old does not seem to cover that base.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I'm deeply disappointed with all of you guys. Relationship advice on emulation forums being a kickass idea is an established fact, and it has been for years. Ru and Crusher helped me got so much tail when I was littler. I'm not even kidding.

[Cyberxion]

Yeah, but if true, I would imagine it to be due to the fact that you weren't a douche-bag asshole who was misrepresenting events and whatnot in order to seem like you're something you're not.