Originally Posted by
Bunneh
Great...it appears I have bit off a lot more than I can chew, proverbially speaking at least.
Situation: Attempting to juggle 5 relationships without any one of the five finding out either a) I'm working with 4 other females or b) I'm playing each of them like a guitar.
Situation Report: One of the five, Erika, came to me this afternoon on the way home and told me that a sixth, yes, SIXTH, as in, 6th, female who I hardly even know wanted Erika to ask me out, since this 6th female apparently didn't have the courage to take care of the issue herself. Obviously, I got my WTF face out, leaned back, and said "Nooo! No, no, no. That ain't happenin', lady." Erika cocked her eyebrow, said "Oh really? Why is that?" to which I responded, after an instant of thinking about it, with "Well...because...well, rumor has it that I'm going out with you right now." Erika got a guilty look of shock, much like the common "caught with your hand in the cookie jar" look we all know and love, then darted down a side hall in an attempt to keep me from seeing the expression. Since I had to get home quickly, I couldn't afford to go chasing after her, so I headed on home.