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[Anonymous]

I rewrote Cult of Personality.


(L Ron Hubbard impersonation, spoken in place of "And during the few moments...")
If a man really wants to make a million dollars,
The best way would be to start his own religion.

Open your eyes, what do you see?
The Cult of Scientology
They fuel your anger, they steal your dreams
You're everything they want you to be
They're the Cult of Scientology
Like John Travolta, and Jason Lee
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology

Kenton Gray, Issac Hayes
What L Ron says, the sheep will praise
They will make you pay to breathe
Anonymous can set you free

They steal your soul, and still they greed
For the money that your family needs
They're the Cult of Scientology
They exploit you, and still you heed
I'm telling you, you can be free
They're the Cult of Scientology
Like Kelly Preston, Lisa Marie
They're the Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology

Katie Holmes, even Beck
In their eyes, you're just a speck
Religions have no monthly fee
Anonymous can set you free

They use their fortunes
They use their fame
To take what they want in God's name
If you want help then, just come to me
They're! The! Cult! Of! Sci! En! Tol! Ogy!
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of Scientology

(spoken in place of "Ask not...")
Ask not what Anonymous can do for you...

(spoken in place of "The only thing...")
The only thing you have to fear is, fear itself.

[Tanthias]

Yeah, that was some massive black hole shit right there.

Evans is never around when you need him. Like right now. I feel the sudden need to call someone a cockbag. And evans isn't here.

I still have nightmares when I think about how Elin was being perverted and you were being cutesy... *shudder*

I was going to make a joke, but I felt too uncomfortable typing it, so I decided not to.

[Fer!]

I rewrote Cult of Personality.


(L Ron Hubbard impersonation, spoken in place of "And during the few moments...")
If a man really wants to make a million dollars,
The best way would be to start his own religion.

Open your eyes, what do you see?
The Cult of Scientology
They fuel your anger, they steal your dreams
You're everything they want you to be
They're the Cult of Scientology
Like John Travolta, and Jason Lee
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology

Kenton Gray, Issac Hayes
What L Ron says, the sheep will praise
They will make you pay to breathe
Anonymous can set you free

They steal your soul, and still they greed
For the money that your family needs
They're the Cult of Scientology
They exploit you, and still you heed
I'm telling you, you can be free
They're the Cult of Scientology
Like Kelly Preston, Lisa Marie
They're the Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology
The Cult of Scientology

Katie Holmes, even Beck
In their eyes, you're just a speck
Religions have no monthly fee
Anonymous can set you free

They use their fortunes
They use their fame
To take what they want in God's name
If you want help then, just come to me
They're! The! Cult! Of! Sci! En! Tol! Ogy!
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of
They're the Cult of Scientology

(spoken in place of "Ask not...")
Ask not what Anonymous can do for you...

(spoken in place of "The only thing...")
The only thing you have to fear is, fear itself.

Not even Doom music would make this funny.

[Raype]

I still have nightmares when I think about how Elin was being perverted and you were being cutesy... *shudder*

I was going to make a joke, but I felt too uncomfortable typing it, so I decided not to.

Cutesy? You thought I was cutesy

That's so n-

I'm gonna stop there.

[Tanthias]

Not even Doom music would make this funny.

With or without the gunshots and demonic howls?

[Tanthias]

Cutesy? You thought I was cutesy

That's so n-

I'm gonna stop there.

Good idea. Remember Elin's warning: "Stop being me before it has long term effects"...

Granted, there are times I sound like Elin, but honestly, that's almost never on purpose... This is my real personality, and I usually preview my posts before I actually post them, so if I notice a time I think I'm sounding like him, I'll say it. Sometimes I will at any rate.

[Anonymous]

It's not supposed to be funny, guize. It's supposed to instill fear in the hearts of Scienos.

And be a little lulzy.

[Anonymous]

all this thinking and writing has tired me out. i need to sleep.

[Raype]

Godfucking dammit.
CAN EVERYBODY SLEEP BUT ME!?

....

Urge to kill...rising...

[Jetsetlemming]

Not even Doom music would make this funny.

We interrupt this transmission...

[Tanthias]

Urge to kill...rising...

*looks closely at Ray*

Homer?

[Raype]

*looks closely at Ray*

Homer?

Possibly.

Although it wouldn't explain the sudden increase in hate.

[Tanthias]

*glances at clock*

*glares at adult swim schedule*

Still a bit before the show I watch comes on. I guess it's time to play some FF IX

[The Joker]

where is the temp download folder on my pc? ie downloads...

[Tanthias]

Possibly.

Although it wouldn't explain the sudden increase in hate.

Sure it would. If you don't have any beer or television.

"No TV and no beer make Homer something something."

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do!"