Utterly Retarded: First Eyeball Tattoo

[Raype]

Your head, mostly.

Which one?

[Evans]

Which one?

You say that like it makes a difference. =D

[Sprung]

Ok guys, focus

[Anonymous]

Ok guys, focus

Hard to do with ink in your eye, I'd imagine.

[Bunneh]

ON TOPIC:

This guy is nuts for letting those people tattoo his eyes. I'd be demanding a considerable amount of cash, as in, oh, say, 9-figures or so, for them to tattoo my eyeballs.

If this kind of freakish body art continues, I swear we're gonna see tattooed prostates and designer semen within the next 20 years.

"Oh my god! Yes! Yes! PUUUURRRRPLE!!!!!!" *Orgasmic moan*

That would be a bit disconcerting, for the women at least. Health class:

Teacher: "Now, normally, this fluid would be an off-white."
Girl: "Umm...my boyfriend's is hot pink...is that a problem?"
Teacher: "Twenty years ago, I would have said to get that boy to the doctor and to get your crotch cleaned thoroughly. Nowadays, however, I would say that it is an awesome dye he's using, and I would ask you to ask him where he got it."

Creepy, no?

[Dr Mario]

Creepy, no?

Not really, no.

[Anonymous]

Not really, no.

My thoughts exactly.

[Ahkei]

ON TOPIC:

This guy is nuts for letting those people tattoo his eyes. I'd be demanding a considerable amount of cash, as in, oh, say, 9-figures or so, for them to tattoo my eyeballs.

If this kind of freakish body art continues, I swear we're gonna see tattooed prostates and designer semen within the next 20 years.

"Oh my god! Yes! Yes! PUUUURRRRPLE!!!!!!" *Orgasmic moan*

That would be a bit disconcerting, for the women at least. Health class:

Teacher: "Now, normally, this fluid would be an off-white."
Girl: "Umm...my boyfriend's is hot pink...is that a problem?"
Teacher: "Twenty years ago, I would have said to get that boy to the doctor and to get your crotch cleaned thoroughly. Nowadays, however, I would say that it is an awesome dye he's using, and I would ask you to ask him where he got it."

Creepy, no?

A Teacher wouldn't say that.

[Josh]

ON TOPIC:

This guy is nuts for letting those people tattoo his eyes. I'd be demanding a considerable amount of cash, as in, oh, say, 9-figures or so, for them to tattoo my eyeballs.

If this kind of freakish body art continues, I swear we're gonna see tattooed prostates and designer semen within the next 20 years.

"Oh my god! Yes! Yes! PUUUURRRRPLE!!!!!!" *Orgasmic moan*

That would be a bit disconcerting, for the women at least. Health class:

Teacher: "Now, normally, this fluid would be an off-white."
Girl: "Umm...my boyfriend's is hot pink...is that a problem?"
Teacher: "Twenty years ago, I would have said to get that boy to the doctor and to get your crotch cleaned thoroughly. Nowadays, however, I would say that it is an awesome dye he's using, and I would ask you to ask him where he got it."

Creepy, no?

I guess as long as it isn't green...

By the way, whatever happened to the people getting the ends of their tongues slit into two to make it like a lizard tongue?

[Dr Mario]

By the way, whatever happened to the people getting the ends of their tongues slit into two to make it like a lizard tongue?

It was never all that popular, but there's still people having it done. It just gets less attention now that it's no longer new and shocking.

[Skinner8]

I like tattoos. Unless it turns out to be less safe than they hope, I see no problem with this, though I probably wouldn't do it myself. Maybe.

[Tassadar]

It was never all that popular, but there's still people having it done. It just gets less attention now that it's no longer new and shocking.

Like this is going to get.

[skakidd]

eye jewels

http://www.richmondeye.com/focus6.asp

[Huey Kruthas]

eye jewels

http://www.richmondeye.com/focus6.asp

The latest product. The eye bedazzler. Ages 6 and up.

[Bunneh]

The latest product. The eye bedazzler. Ages 6 and up.

Jesus...



What is wrong with these people? Your eyes are not meant to be filled with various jewelry and dyes, okay? The next link to be posted will likely have something to do with eyeball piercings, at this rate. That's just bizarre.