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[Elmdor Rizer]

Public service announcement, courtesy of earvax records.

I'm starting to hate the new "If you're mean to new members, you get yourpost deleted" bullshit.

I remember the old EP, where even mods would get in on making fun of retarded noobs.

But, dear Cheezy, that's not why I've been deleting your posts. See?, I enjoy making fun of newbies just as much as the next guy, I'm just clever about it. What I don't enjoy, however, is the senseless spam you've been showcasing lately.

PEDOBEAR SEAL OF APPROVAL LOL.






I'm 17 this year, thanks

underage b&

Really, what are you trying to say? We already saw him write that his age is below 18. I'm lost here...

Sorry for the offtopicness

I borly where this borly is borly

So, basically "borly" is the message you wanted to convey. Why?

Anime humour pretty much comprises of references to otaku culture which aren't even witty, shounen shows are generally mindless violence with a retarded concept of heroism, moe is a stupid substitute for real relationships for otaku, and the rest is random bullshit (FLCL) that people who are new to anime like because it's the first thing they find and they still like the (cheap) novelty of the art styles. Also, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION.

<3

Ever noticed that nifty rep-button? I don't want to see any fucking "lols", "" or "" in serious topics. There's no need for it. And that goes for all of you.

I've always wondered how much time everybody here spends browsing these forums. So let me know!... please

ARe you Bunneh's alt?

Why would he be? Because he made a topic? What was he supposed to answer you? Argh, some people just don't get it.

Moving along to memes, or as I'd rather call them "internet-pictures". The fucking cats aren't funny. A picture of George Bush with a piece of text under it isn't funny. How fucking stupid do you have to be to think it's reasonable to post a damn picture instead of a written reply in a discussion? There are, naturally, exceptions, but if you're bright enough to realize that you don't have to read this anyways.

And then there's Bunneh... oh, Bunneh. I don't mind his wacky antics, or even his craptacular topics, but it's annoying to see people try too hard. The funny thing here is that I don't even know what he's trying to do. Be funny, get attention, make some internet-friends for life, your guess is as good as mine, but I don't want to delete another topic of his, that's for sure. It's a shame really, we don't get that many newcomers, I do hope he shapes up. Replying to a post where I add "lolwut?" at the end, correcting me on how to spell it? Are you insane?

Really, I'd hate for EP to become a place where one of the least strict staffers spend his online time deleting stupid shit. I almost always welcome amusing posts, on topic or not, but please, from now on can't you guys atleast stop to think "is there a meaning to this post, whatsoever" before hitting that damn submit button? For the sake of my fucking sanity.

[Cyberxion]

Thread Stuck: For great justice!

[Evans]

[Anonymous]

tl;dr

[Elmdor Rizer]

I hate you guys. Especially banned.

[Evans]

See?, I enjoy making fun of newbies just as much as the next guy, I'm just clever about it.

Seriously, though, you just told him to read the Readme, which is fine since that's all that should have been said, but you were being a total prick about it. Way to welcome newbies.

[Cyberxion]

I sent our pal Banned a nice PM. I know he's likely joking, but abusing the system makes Panda Man sad or something, and we all know the damage he can do when he's not in his right mind.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Seriously, though, you just told him to read the Readme, which is fine since that's all that should have been said, but you were being a total prick about it. Way to welcome newbies.

Hey, I never claimed to be a good staffer.

[Evans]

Hey, I never claimed to be a good staffer.

Since no one else can read this, you're the best.

[Mikey]

[Tassadar]

Ooooo, drama.

[polobunny]

[Panda Man]

I sent our pal Banned a nice PM. I know he's likely joking, but abusing the system makes Panda Man sad or something, and we all know the damage he can do when he's not in his right mind.

Huh? What? YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME, PUNK!!??!!??!!? *hops on FTP* *soul erases forums* :morrigan:


/spam.

[Fer!]

Heh, funny since I almost don't post outside the hangout.

I think.

Will do Elmdor, keep the good work.

[Dinosaurman]

This thread is full of communism.




Which I love.