Oh SNAP, babe; Should I Hit It?

[Dr Mario]

1. Yes. I'm going to cop out of the Marines about what a couple of douches said about them. Actually, more than a couple of douches; half the local population that wants to see their homegrown boy live longer than , that is.

2. No. I do want to serve my country. But think about this; what's more useful for your war effort: a dead grunt or a living pilot? How do I best serve my country when my life expectancy is less than 2 weeks, in which time I can do not much more than kill a few people before punching my ticket? Don't think so. Naval pilots do a hell of a lot more for the overall picture than the grunts do. I respect all members of the U.S. armed forces, but when it comes down to it, your ass is still in one piece on the ground because of the friendly fliers above. Keep that in mind, bucko.

3. 14, actually. And likely a hell of a lot bigger than you, both brain and brawn wise.

4. Bite me. My choice; not yours. (Not related to any paragraph in particular, overall summary of post as a whole.)

And here, ladies and gentlemen, we see a wild specimen of the sadly endangered internet tough guy (homo sapiens anonymii) in his natural environment, the forum.

Marvel at this sadly disappearing creature.

[_M_]

For those that care, here's a brief description of each relationship I got burned on.

1. Alexa. Had real fire in that one, lasted about 3-4 years. Then, communications went dark and I found myself asking around to see if any of her friends knew where she went. No joy; midnight move-out on that one, so I heard.

2. Madison. beat the shit out of the faggot she started dating while he was walking on my sidewalk en route home.

Fucker was on top of the fucking world, too, until I rolled up behind him with a textbook and a murderous state of mind. Didn't crack him on the head, though; that leaves evidence. No, I tapped him on the shoulder, waited for him to turn around, then hit him across his right ribs with Chapter 7 of my science textbook so hard that Muhammed Ali would have cringed at the resulting sound. Ben dropped, holding his side, puked into the empty road, then I waited for him to get back up before I wailed on his other side. He was lying on the ground when I bent over and whispered in his ear, "Look at me sideways and I'll be back for a visit. With friends. Understood?"

It's called rejection. She didn't want to talk to you because she didn't like you.

You fuckin pussy. You walk straight up to a man and fight him face to face. Don't cold cock him with a text book. And if he dogs you, you fight him straight up, not with your hairless play dates.

And to fight over a female. Now I got a real good picture of what kind of kid you are. Bigger than the rest, so you're somehow superior? Do what you want when you want? If I was in your grade I'd fuck you up just for being you.

Here's the kicker: No one cares

[Evans]

Kudos to those who get it without looking at the file name.

Here's the kicker: No one cares

Same applies to the rest of the thread. His posts, his stories, your replies, mine. No one cares. ;]

[_M_]

Afghan women from Nat Geo

[Evans]

Afghan women from Nat Geo

Good work, Agent Sanchez.

:deach:

[_M_]

And here, ladies and gentlemen, we see a wild specimen of the sadly endangered internet tough guy (homo sapiens anonymii) in his natural environment, the forum.

Marvel at this sadly disappearing creature.

Nice. Rep

Same applies to the rest of the thread. His posts, his stories, your replies, mine. No one cares. ;]

I care about your witty, sarcastic, marginally racist posts.

Good work, Agent Sanchez.

:deach:

Thanx.

Ya prick.

[Evans]

Marginally?

Dammit.

[_M_]

Marginally?

Dammit.

Okay, racially offensive.

[EGGO]

Where the fuck are the pictures?

[Sprung]

Where the fuck are the pictures?

Just post some EGGO pics, and we'll all be happy

(bunneh can't post pics...she's only 14)

EDIT: SCORE!

[Cyberxion]

Thread closed for overwhelming douche-baggery.