Funerals suck

[justhelpmepleas]

Well, gotta go to a visitation tonight, then a funeral tomorrow afternoon. First one I actualy plan to attend in quite some years now. I hate going to funerals, anyone else feel the same?

[Banned]

who died?

[Josh]

I agree. Funerals are never a good thing.

[justhelpmepleas]

My stepkid's dad died Monday morning in a car wreck. I myself think he did it on purpose with the way he always talked and after I went to where it happened, doesn't look like an accident. If he did in fact do that, thats such a selfish chickenshit thing to do and leave behind people to grief and hurt.

[Evans]

Only problem I have with funerals is the whole sitting in church while some dress-wearing old man rambles on for an hour or so.

[Anonymous]

"Visitation"? Is that like a wake?

[justhelpmepleas]

Where family gets together and visits I guess. Your guess is as good as mine, to me it's like two funerals in a row.

[Anonymous]

Where family gets together and visits I guess. Your guess is as good as mine, to me it's like two funerals in a row.

Yeah, I've never been one for family gatherings that don't involve alcohol. That's the only way I can tolerate my family most of the time.

[justhelpmepleas]

XD, this aint even my family that's going to be there. It's going to be a long 2 hours.

[Anonymous]

XD, this aint even my family that's going to be there. It's going to be a long 2 hours.

Bring a flask.

:deach:

[justhelpmepleas]

Wish I could, but I don't have one and my wife would get pretty pissed probably if I did.

[Fer!]

I actually have a paper inside my wallet just in case I die in a car accident or something.

It has my only request. No funeral for me.

You see, four uncles of mine and one grandpa have died since I remember, the atmosphere obviously is pretty sad, but it's kinda relieving to see how the family kinda calms down and accepts the loss when the corpse is buried.

I want that. Remember me as the guy who annoyed you, who make you felt happy or whatever you want to remember, but I don't want people to remember me for being like a stuffed animal inside a box. So I'd like to die, and being buried right away.

Also, if you're coming to my funeral, wear anything that you like. Wear black because you like black.

Sorry for the thread hijacking, but it's something that has been on my mind for so much time.

[_M_]

Only problem I have with funerals is the whole sitting in church while some dress-wearing old man rambles on for an hour or so.

Sarcastic and a blasphemer. I knew I liked you for some reason.

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Hate funerals. They're depressing.

[Evans]

Sarcastic and a blasphemer. I knew I liked you for some reason.

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Hate funerals. They're depressing.

Probably, yes, but I do mean it. I can deal with the people crying and all, but listening to an old boy-groping, bible-pushing crossdresser annoys me.

[Anonymous]

I've always told my family that I'd just want to be cremated and have my ashes spread at Fenway. No ceremony, no long, drawn-out eulogy, just burn me up and pour me at the Fens.