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Thread: So I went out like a bitch. Bite me. (Audio file of WINZ0RZ)

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    As a matter of fact, I'll be 15 this summer.

    Ray, that's still underage where I live. And you sure as fuck ain't taking me out of the state.

    Go fuck a cactus; they're legal. Plus, they've got water inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunneh View Post
    As a matter of fact, I'll be 15 this summer.

    Ray, that's still underage where I live. And you sure as fuck ain't taking me out of the state.

    Go fuck a cactus; they're legal. Plus, they've got water inside.
    I would, but cacti lack holes.

    The ones that don't usually have a rat or some shit hanging out inside.

    If I wanted by dick bit I'd fuck an epileptic hooker in a disco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I would, but cacti lack holes.

    The ones that don't usually have a rat or some shit hanging out inside.

    If I wanted by dick bit I'd fuck an epileptic hooker in a disco.


    Sounds kinky. Who else wants to join you in that endeavor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno_ View Post
    Nice . No wonder all of his posts are shit.
    So, what's your excuse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunneh View Post


    Sounds kinky. Who else wants to join you in that endeavor?
    You will. By force.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    You will. By force.

    You'd like that, wouldn't you?























    Don't make me press this "FBI" button sitting next to my laptop, bucko.

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    I AM an FBI agent. You're under arrest for international cyberprostitution, with Ray and crusher being the main victims.

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    Edited "epic" out of the title.

    It used to be a real word, with an actual meaning to it.

    I hate you.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I AM an FBI agent. You're under arrest for international cyberprostitution, with Ray and crusher being the main victims.
    I AM Chelsey Clinton.




    What now, bitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I AM an FBI agent. You're under arrest for international cyberprostitution, with Ray and crusher being the main victims.
    I feel so used! And full of semen!

    ...

    So this is what it feels like to be a condom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunneh View Post
    I AM Chelsey Clinton.




    What now, bitch?
    Bribes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I feel so used! And full of semen!

    ...

    So this is what it feels like to be a Raymond's mother...

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    You forgot to take out the "a", Evan, son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunneh View Post
    You forgot to take out the "a", Evan, son.
    That would be "Evans", and the "a" was left there purposely.

    I would also be 24, kiddo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    That would be "Evans", and the "a" was left there purposely.

    I would also be 24, kiddo.
    Jeez, he could be your little brother, product of a mid-life crisis remarriage!

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