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[_M_]

Bufflo or chicken patty (I don't trust beef )

Pussy...

Bun
Mayo
Ketchup
Mustard
Onion
Tomato
Pickle
Lettuce
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Patty
Ketchup
Mustard
Bun

[polobunny]

Wrong, nothing consistent makes the whole thing slippery.

You have much to learn.

Not at all. If you put onion rings under it will decrease the contact surface between the patty and the bread (thus making it more slippery). Relish acts as a lubricant too, making this even worse.
It's physics, you can't argue.

[Evans]

What the shit is wrong with you guys? You make something as simple as a cheeseburger sound like a gourmet dish. What the hell do you do with beans on toast?

If you're gonna eat something, might as well make it good.

As for beans on toasts, only if said beans are homemade by yours truly with partridge, moose, Eider duck, or various types of meat.

[polobunny]

If you're gonna eat something, might as well make it good.

As for beans on toasts, only if said beans are homemade by yours truly with partridge, moose, Eider duck, or various types of meat.

Seconded.

[Panda Man]

Deach you started this mess.

[Panda Man]

So, moose..... I'd like to try that sometime

[_M_]

Pussy...

Bun
Mayo
Ketchup
Mustard
Onion
Tomato
Pickle
Lettuce
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Patty
Ketchup
Mustard
Bun

Sometimes with grilled onions and jalapeños.

[Elin]

I think it's 90 up on the 10Mb package.

Oh, that's much nicer then.

[_M_]

So, moose..... I'd like to try that sometime

Elk is better I think.

[Evans]

Not at all. If you put onion rings under it will decrease the contact surface between the patty and the bread (thus making it more slippery). Relish acts as a lubricant too, making this even worse.
It's physics, you can't argue.

Shows what you know. The bun will suck up all the juices and become a slippery paste. Chopped onions sink in the bun and patty, thus making the structure more stable.

L2think.

[Panda Man]

Patty


That's it.

[Chibi-Suke]

*high fives*

I only eat burgers with beef when we're out of moose. And even then, I'll likely eat something else. Beef is so tasteless in comparison.

Yeah, it's cause of the lax on beef inspection and such. Chemical treated garbage.

MAYO KETCHUP?
You're a kid.

Pretty much.

[Panda Man]

Ironically I've always found ketchup to be just for kids

[Fer!]

So...I planned on doing something outside today, but given that it's gonna rain and the weather is cold, being in my room doesn't look like a bad idea at all.

[polobunny]

Shows what you know. The bun will suck up all the juices and become a slippery paste. Chopped onions sink in the bun and patty, thus making the structure more stable.

L2think.

I believe the problem is in your eating habits. If you ate at a normal pace, the bun wouldn't have time sucking up the patty juices, not giving you this annoying slippery problem. If you get to feel the chopped onions through the bun or that the chopped onions get to touch your fingers, you're doing it wrong.

L2eat.