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[Tanthias]

You mean mother?

*takes out rotting corpse*

Mother, you're looking lovely today

What's that mother?

You want me to kill Tanthias and eat his liver?

No mother, I can't. Don't make me...

Yes mother.

*reaches for knife*

Hello Mr. Bates.

[Raype]

Ha ha, mamma's boy.

What's that mother?

You want me to say that to Evans?

Alright.

Mother says "your mom".

[Raype]

Hello Mr. Bates.

I prefer "Master" Bates, actually.

[Elin]

Impartiality can be fixed easily *tears off shirt, begins thrusting*

Dude, it's going to snow any minute, get to blooming already

Oh god, you'll likely blast off enough sexual energy that everyone withing 500 miles will orgasm so violently they'll explode.

You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers?

Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth.

It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude.

...

'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.

[Evans]

What's that mother?

You want me to say that to Evans?

Alright.

Mother says "your mom".

*glances at maggot-infested cadaver*

Even dead, she's got something squirming on top of her.

[Evans]

I prefer "Master" Bates, actually.

He edited it out...

[Elin]

Ask Ed.

Guu... ;__; If I hadn't already given my soul to Lilith, I'd totally be one of Morrigan's bats right now.

...

But Lilith asked me so nicely. ;__; I couldn't say no.

[Evans]

You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers?

Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth.

It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude.

...

'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.

Frigid Damsel!

[Elin]

Frigid Damsel!

That was it!

TEAAAAARRR INTO PIECES!

[Raype]

You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers?

Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth.

It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude.

...

'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.

I like to multitask. I'm very "hands on". Not to mention "pants off".

But then the bees will starve, do you WANT to starve the bees?

Frigid? I find that hard to believe

*glances at maggot-infested cadaver*

Even dead, she's got something squirming on top of her.

She's never been this thin either.

What? No mother, I didn't imply you were fat.

NO MOTHER, DON'T HIT ME!

[Tanthias]

I prefer "Master" Bates, actually.

I seriously thought about putting "Master Bates, right?" but figured it would sound too generic...

[Evans]

She's never been this thin either.

What? No mother, I didn't imply you were fat.

NO MOTHER, DON'T HIT ME!

Hawt. You've been a bad boy. You need to be corrected.

[Evans]

I seriously thought about putting "Master Bates, right?" but figured it would sound too generic...

And you did. I saw'd it.

[Raype]

Hawt. You've been a bad boy. You need to be corrected.

[Tanthias]

And you did. I saw'd it.

Yeah, after rereading it though, I figured it wouldn't be as funny as I thought at first....