Exactly.
Dude: What's with the poster?
Mate: It's the queen.
Dude: You would like queens. Homo.
*audience laughs*
Mate: Jesus man, I think it's safe to put down the gun while you're eating burgers!
Dude: No fucking way, what if the british invade again.
Mate: Trust me, we don't want America.
*audience laughs*
Dude: So, hows your wife?
Mate: She dumped me. Fucking Canadians.
Dude: Well it's still not as bad as that time the american chick dumped you.
Mate: Don't remind me, I still can't stand near magnets or microwaves. That's one chick with a gun not even bond would touch.
*audience laughs*
It's so lame it might work!