Introductions and Farewells Thread

[Fer!]

An American you say? I bet that caused some hilarious cultural gaps during the younger years...

...

*begins writing pilot for sitcom*

Oh and you people need to relax a little. This is why the forums are such a sausage fest.

And proper internet etiquette is to request "pics", then "tits".

"The Mate and the Dude!" Premiere on FOX!

[Raype]

"The Mate and the Dude!" Premiere on FOX!

Exactly.

Dude: What's with the poster?
Mate: It's the queen.
Dude: You would like queens. Homo.
*audience laughs*

Mate: Jesus man, I think it's safe to put down the gun while you're eating burgers!
Dude: No fucking way, what if the british invade again.
Mate: Trust me, we don't want America.
*audience laughs*

Dude: So, hows your wife?
Mate: She dumped me. Fucking Canadians.
Dude: Well it's still not as bad as that time the american chick dumped you.
Mate: Don't remind me, I still can't stand near magnets or microwaves. That's one chick with a gun not even bond would touch.
*audience laughs*

It's so lame it might work!

[Evans]

What in the fuck happened here? Don't make me ban you people.

We've been over this already, you c... Oh yeah, right. Carry on.

Exactly.

Dude: What's with the poster?
Mate: It's the queen.
Dude: You would like queens. Homo.
*audience laughs*

Mate: Jesus man, I think it's safe to put down the gun while you're eating burgers!
Dude: No fucking way, what if the british invade again.
Mate: Trust me, we don't want America.
*audience laughs*

Dude: So, hows your wife?
Mate: She dumped me. Fucking Canadians.
Dude: Well it's still not as bad as that time the american chick dumped you.
Mate: Don't remind me, I still can't stand near magnets or microwaves. That's one chick with a gun not even bond would touch.
*audience laughs*

It's so lame it might work!

That's CBC material.

[Raype]

That's CBC material.

Holy crap he's onto me.

*hides*

[Evans]

Holy crap he's onto me.

*hides*

It's Coronation Street all over again!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... *pop* /vanishes

[Skinner8]

We've been over this already, you c... Oh yeah, right. Carry on.

Don't push me!

[Jackhammer]

Don't push me!

Pushes...

[Raype]

Pushes...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???????

[kupo]

Pushes...

Cruel moderator

[Jackhammer]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???????

HOLY FUCK POWER ABUSE HOLY FUCK

[Raype]

Cruel moderator

I think "mean old man" would apply more.

HOLY FUCK POWER ABUSE HOLY FUCK

I holy fucked once.

That priest really knew his way around a child's anus.

[kupo]

HOLY FUCK POWER ABUSE HOLY FUCK

Mean old man

[Evans]

Don't push me!

I wouldn't touch you with a pole, Fish Eyes.

[Corey]

I just worked something out, if Brittney is a chick, she might be some hort dirty slut, you know like on Mean Girls.
One can hope.

If only that were true. She seems to avopid me. she never answered the PM I sent.

[King Cake Man]

Everyone,this is my brother Nick.

He's an American

Your half american so I dont wants to hear it.