If [USER1] and [USER2] had a child, then... (Forum game; bound to be LULZ-tastic)

[Bunneh]

I happened to be thinking of ways to improve society on EPforums.org while trying to sleep last night (yeah...I was that bored), and came up with this.

This is a forum game where you post 2 usernames from around here and a third user who would be their most logical child. The third username is optional; you can post either the user the first 2 users would spawn, or any object/thing the first 2 users would spawn. Then, you can post a description or reason behind your thinking.

I'll start.

Ray + Evans = Panda Man

(It was random, but those 3 were the first to come to mind, so I threw it together. I expect others to be better.)


Panda Man: This isn't another "super-spammy thread" as described in your latest PM, is it? This has a point, so it can't be SPAM: Stupid POINTLESS Annoying Messages. It can be SAM, but not SPAM.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Bunneh + CMM = Someone annoying. Lulz!

Oh, and Ray + Evans would equal someone really, really, really sexy. And possibly a bit homosexual.

[Corey]

Oh, and Ray + Evans would equal someone really, really, really sexy. And possibly a bit homosexual.

I heard this Elmdor fellow fits those characteristics.

[Panda Man]

Panda Man: This isn't another "super-spammy thread" as described in your latest PM, is it? This has a point, so it can't be SPAM: Stupid POINTLESS Annoying Messages. It can be SAM, but not SPAM.

Nay, this is fine (and creative!). Still goes into the HO though

[Evans]

Bunneh + CMM = Someone annoying. Lulz!

Oh, and Ray + Evans would equal someone really, really, really sexy. And possibly a bit homosexual.

Just a tad.

[Raype]

Jackhammer + pkt = sprung.

...

Alright, this is hardly lulztastic.

Good day to you sir!

[Banned]

Necrosnake + Astaroth = CMM

[J]

KnightOfNachos + Jimmy Onestroke = EP Rollback.

[Ahkei]

Elin + Cyberxion = Pienne.

(This really isn't all that fun)

Edit: Another one. Jase + Deach = Craig.

[Chibi-Suke]

Ray and Himself=



That's what you get for inbreeding, with yourself...

[Anonymous]

Chibi-Suke + Astaroth = Strelok

[Chibi-Suke]

Chibi-Suke + Astaroth = Strelok

I don't see it...

You are talking about astaroth from Soulcaliber and Strelok from S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Right?

[Elmdor Rizer]

I don't see it...

You are talking about astaroth from Soulcaliber and Strelok from S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Right?

Yes, that would make a lot of sense.

[polobunny]

polobunny + brightside = polofreakingsexy.

World can't witness such awesome stuff. It's a lil bit worse than dividing by zero.

[Chibi-Suke]

Oh wait, Astaroth is a user...

I still don't see it.