Tell your mother I said hi.
Tell your mother I said hi.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Ouch. Speaking of BUUUUURRRRNS, this reminds me...
Friday; English, 6th hour; dingbat bitch that sits next to me; end of class.
Ann (dingbat): "James, the thrift store called; they want their clothes back."
James (me): "Hmm...you seem to be on their phoning list, then. Mind telling everyone here why that is?"
(Those of you who don't know, dissing a fashion whore's clothes as such is uber-embarrassing for them, and uber-satisfying for you. Especially if it's in front of a ton of people you both know.)
EDIT:
(This is retarded, and I shouldn't even have to do it, but for the STILL clueless people that may be reading this, by saying she's on the thrift store phoning list means she's a valued customer, or otherwise SHOPS THERE. This is a clarification amendment to the original post.)
Last edited by Bunneh; 20th-January-2008 at 00:08.
I got it the first time, the explaination took away from the joke...Originally Posted by Bunneh
Ouch. Speaking of BUUUUURRRRNS, this reminds me...
Friday; English, 6th hour; dingbat bitch that sits next to me; end of class.
Ann (dingbat): "James, the thrift store called; they want their clothes back."
James (me): "Hmm...you seem to be on their phoning list, then. Mind telling everyone here why that is?"
(Those of you who don't know, dissing a fashion whore's clothes as such is uber-embarrassing for them, and uber-satisfying for you. Especially if it's in front of a ton of people you both know.)
EDIT:
(This is retarded, and I shouldn't even have to do it, but for the STILL clueless people that may be reading this, by saying she's on the thrift store phoning list means she's a valued customer, or otherwise SHOPS THERE. This is a clarification amendment to the original post.)
still a pretty good burn though...
LOL at the randomness of the Internet.
And stuff.
Chibi's sig gave me a seizure. I say we remove it. Totally.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
http://www.epforums.org/can-use-sig-t40479/index.html
Damn straight.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
It's your smilies, I just used them...
As my Jones Soda bottle-cap says in very small letters, "This time is suitable for long-range plans and goals."
Oh, I know. Everyone hates that smilie. It's our thing.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
With all greatest respect to you Chibi-Suke, there is no great display of noob than flippant use of the smilies contained within your signiture.
I suggest removal, and we will never talk of this moment again.
Touch my twat.
fine, but I'm keeping the ninja.
This goes completely against the ninja creed...