"Dreamscapes of the Genius Mind" -Volume I (bring popcorn and your TL:DR button)

[Elmdor Rizer]

Tell your mother I said hi.

[Raype]

Tell your mother I said hi.

She says sorry.

She didn't realize your dick was lactose intolerant.

[Bunneh]

Ouch. Speaking of BUUUUURRRRNS, this reminds me...

Friday; English, 6th hour; dingbat bitch that sits next to me; end of class.

Ann (dingbat): "James, the thrift store called; they want their clothes back."
James (me): "Hmm...you seem to be on their phoning list, then. Mind telling everyone here why that is?"

(Those of you who don't know, dissing a fashion whore's clothes as such is uber-embarrassing for them, and uber-satisfying for you. Especially if it's in front of a ton of people you both know.)

EDIT:

(This is retarded, and I shouldn't even have to do it, but for the STILL clueless people that may be reading this, by saying she's on the thrift store phoning list means she's a valued customer, or otherwise SHOPS THERE. This is a clarification amendment to the original post.)

[Sprung]

Ouch. Speaking of BUUUUURRRRNS, this reminds me...

Friday; English, 6th hour; dingbat bitch that sits next to me; end of class.

Ann (dingbat): "James, the thrift store called; they want their clothes back."
James (me): "Hmm...you seem to be on their phoning list, then. Mind telling everyone here why that is?"

(Those of you who don't know, dissing a fashion whore's clothes as such is uber-embarrassing for them, and uber-satisfying for you. Especially if it's in front of a ton of people you both know.)

EDIT:

(This is retarded, and I shouldn't even have to do it, but for the STILL clueless people that may be reading this, by saying she's on the thrift store phoning list means she's a valued customer, or otherwise SHOPS THERE. This is a clarification amendment to the original post.)

If you have to explain it, it doesn't work

[polokitty]

If you have to explain it, it doesn't work

[Chibi-Suke]

Originally Posted by Bunneh
Ouch. Speaking of BUUUUURRRRNS, this reminds me...

Friday; English, 6th hour; dingbat bitch that sits next to me; end of class.

Ann (dingbat): "James, the thrift store called; they want their clothes back."
James (me): "Hmm...you seem to be on their phoning list, then. Mind telling everyone here why that is?"

(Those of you who don't know, dissing a fashion whore's clothes as such is uber-embarrassing for them, and uber-satisfying for you. Especially if it's in front of a ton of people you both know.)

EDIT:

(This is retarded, and I shouldn't even have to do it, but for the STILL clueless people that may be reading this, by saying she's on the thrift store phoning list means she's a valued customer, or otherwise SHOPS THERE. This is a clarification amendment to the original post.)

I got it the first time, the explaination took away from the joke...

still a pretty good burn though...

[SegNin]

LOL at the randomness of the Internet.

And stuff.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Chibi's sig gave me a seizure. I say we remove it. Totally.

[Sprung]

Chibi's sig gave me a seizure. I say we remove it. Totally.

Not enough chin-splooge?

[Elmdor Rizer]

http://www.epforums.org/can-use-sig-t40479/index.html

Damn straight.

[Sprung]

http://www.epforums.org/can-use-sig-t40479/index.html

Damn straight.

Classic

[Chibi-Suke]

It's your smilies, I just used them...

As my Jones Soda bottle-cap says in very small letters, "This time is suitable for long-range plans and goals."

[Elmdor Rizer]

Oh, I know. Everyone hates that smilie. It's our thing.

[Clive]

With all greatest respect to you Chibi-Suke, there is no great display of noob than flippant use of the smilies contained within your signiture.

I suggest removal, and we will never talk of this moment again.

[Chibi-Suke]

fine, but I'm keeping the ninja.

This goes completely against the ninja creed...