What the forumer above you will most likely make out of their life

[Chibi-Suke]

I just decided to randomly do this, it might have been done before. Basically, just name a forumer and what they are most likely to do with their lives.

or

That they are the most (insert descriptive noun here).

[Ton]

Maz crusher off for spare pinecones.

[Panda Man]

Ton will become emperor of the world. Within the year. He's just that fucking awesome.

[Cyberxion]

Panda Man will spontaneously explode one day.

[Panda Man]

I look forward to it.

Cyberxion will continue his campaign of destroying the entire world's population by skullfucking everyone and giving them cyberAIDs.

There is no cure.

He will succeed.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Most likely to shake his fist at kids for no apparent reason.

Edit: Most likely to get his posts deleted by me.

[Panda Man]

Elmdor will become a football/soccer player that gets hurt on his first year and lives out the rest of his life as a homeless person giving BJs for corn.

[justhelpmepleas]

Robin v. Persie will most likely try to claim the high score I beat of his.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I'll take up footie? And play in Rovers United? RIGHT? I like corn.

Panda will go down in history as my biggest fan.

Edit: justhelpmepleas is the member most likely to change his name. Or seek professional help.

[Evans]

Told myself I wouldn't post in here, but anyway.

Soccer mom.

[Raype]

Bleeding to death after shoving a large object up his ass.

Which tears him open.

Badly.

[Evans]

Hasn't stopped me yet!

I can't foresee Raymond becoming much of anything.

[Corey]

Most likely to get pregnant.

[Raype]

Hasn't stopped me yet!

I can't foresee Raymond becoming much of anything.

Violent killing spree.

EDIT- Taco stand.

[Evans]

Have the nicest trailer in his lot.

EDIT: Still got nothing.