Seems legit.Originally Posted by Culise
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Seems legit.
Banned
CheezyMadman: i love guinness
CheezyMadman: greatest beer in the world
trunks emu: i haven't had it
CheezyMadman: 8.50 for a 6 pack
CheezyMadman: WORTH IT
trunks emu: 21st birthday that is one of the things on my list
CheezyMadman: srsly, do it
trunks emu: i wasn't kidding dude
CheezyMadman: i know
trunks emu: my cousins in Rhode Island are supposedly taking me to boston and getting me hammered drunk
CheezyMadman: i'm gonna take one of these bottle caps, clip off the crimped part that holds it on, and glue the top onto my computers power button
CheezyMadman: it'll be a guinness logo power button
CheezyMadman: and boston is the best place to get drunk
trunks emu: do the button thing
trunks emu: that sounds cool
trunks emu: i am so getting laid that night too
CheezyMadman: win
CheezyMadman: you'll get whiskeydick though
trunks emu: no way
trunks emu: my dick is pretty awesome
CheezyMadman: lol
trunks emu: and does not quit
CheezyMadman: no one can withstand the power of whiskeydick
trunks emu: haha
trunks emu: viagra
CheezyMadman: good luck with that
Death before Dishonor
I'm lost.
The French always quits.
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Oh yes, gotta love it when a woman can't cook for her kid and decides to shove a meat stick in his mouth.
That just looks awesome.
That's what you get for burning bras.
Death before Dishonor
Whiskey dick is a bad motherfucka.
Banned
i just realized that guinness is bottled i a plain bottle with a plastic wrapper on it. wtf?
Banned
no, look at the suit. she's a working mom, and doesn't have time to cook for him before she sits him in front of the babysitter/playstation and goes to the office.Oh yes, gotta love it when a woman can't cook for her kid and decides to shove a meat stick in his mouth.
That's what you get for burning bras.
Hope and Fate
Oh my, that looks worse than the key lime pie on a stick that appears every year at the fairgrounds. You have officially one-upped fair fare.
That just looks awesome.
Jackass Penguin
Cool. Businessmom can zap a few for the kids to eat on the way to the soccer tourney. Obviously the kid is retarded. look at his face. Maybe she's not Businessmom, she's Guiltymom because she made her kid retarded from smoking crack and doing prostitution for rent money while pregnant.
That just looks awesome.
Banned
that's not exactly fair towards fair fare. fair fare is fair, that's just unfair.
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Yeah, that's the point.
She's liberated.
From her "duties".
When the kid hits 15 and starts acting out and she goes "It's like I don't know my own son", I wish I could be there to tell her it's because she technically didn't raise him.
Death before Dishonor
A twelve pack is 13 bucks over here.
Crash and burn.
Oh god,
Now I remember why I love you so much.
Banned
they're nearly $3 each at bars.
Death before Dishonor
He's a tard for eating stick meat. She's guiltymom because she's forcing her son a meat stick.
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