So I'm Eating Buttered Toast Right Now.

[Bunneh]

Oh dear god...NO!

MY TOPIC! MY LIFE! MY BUNNY! DON'T RAPE THEM!

[SegNin]

/calls 911















/gets put on hold














/listens to Stairway to Heaven muzak

[Raype]

So, this time you guys are going to give some type of anesthetic first?

How thoughtful of you.












And I'm guessing you're going to give that anesthetic in the ass, right?

Analsthetic.

Oh dear god...NO!

MY TOPIC! MY LIFE! MY BUNNY! DON'T RAPE THEM!

You should've read the agreement for having an account.

Your ass is ours.

As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

[Evans]

Until I jam my cock so far up your ass you'll be able to lick the shaft without opening your mouth, that is.

Bunnies are short, so it is feasible.

So, this time you guys are going to give some type of anesthetic first?

How thoughtful of you.

And I'm guessing you're going to give that anesthetic in the ass, right?

No, that's just crazy talk.

[SegNin]

/continues to listen to Stairway to Heaven muzak while on hold with 911

[Bunneh]

You should've read the agreement for having an account.

Your ass is ours.

As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

Ohshit...

OHSHIT...

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...15 minutes and counting..."

Oh, look at what you've done. My little bunny is going uberbunneh. She'll rape you with her strap on so hard you'll be breathing plastic and rubber for 2 weeks...

[Raype]

Bunnies are short, so it is feasible.

Big rapable ears too.

I'll take this ear, you take the other.

Let's see if we can rub tips inside his skull.

[Evans]

Analsthetic.

You should've read the agreement for having an account.
Your ass is ours.
As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

And some Prosack for the aftermath.

Surrender the donkey immediately or face the con sequence.

I'll be dealing with the chips. You take those pics of your mom.

[SegNin]

/still listening to Stairway to Heaven muzak while on hold with 911

[Evans]

Big rapable ears too.

I'll take this ear, you take the other.

Let's see if we can rub tips inside his skull.

I like this.

/shooting star
"The more you know."

[Raype]

Ohshit...

OHSHIT...

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...15 minutes and counting..."

Oh, look at what you've done. My little bunny is going uberbunneh. She'll rape you with her strap on so hard you'll be breathing plastic and rubber for 2 weeks...

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

[Bunneh]

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...12 minutes and counting..."

I'd run if I were you.

She has a rubber strapon with steel spikes around it. Now, that can be forced into the male urethra with enough pressure...

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

Ha...so you think asses are the only orifices that can be raped?

[Raype]

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...12 minutes and counting..."

I'd run if I were you.

BRING IT ON!!!

[Evans]

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

/obligatory "full of shit" comment

[SegNin]

Jeez, this is a long song.










OK, it finally ended.

Maybe now-

/Stairway to Heaven starts playing again



Great. They've got it on a loop.