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    Howl Hitler: German who taught dog to give Nazi salute with its paw is jailed!

    Most dog owners delight in teaching their pet to "shake a paw".

    But the trick a German man taught his canine companion was much more sinister... it learned to do a Nazi salute.

    The German Shepherd crossbreed, called Adolf, lifted its paw up high on command in imitation of the infamous raised-arm greeting used by Hitler and his cohorts.

    The nine-year-old dog's owner, known as Roland T, boasted brazenly in front of police about the animal's trick - even though the Nazi salute is banned in Germany.

    And the 58-year-old former car salesman chalked the name "Adolf" above the door of his pet's kennel in Berlin.

    He claimed the dog was born on Hitler's birthday and he planned to have him put down on the anniversary of the dictator's suicide.
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    Merry Christmas, Adolf.

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    HAHAHAHA! That's awesome.

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    What a crazyass. 0_o
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    XFD

    Epic, fucking, win.

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    That is top notch fucking awesome.

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    I'd like to hear under what law was he arrested for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazuya Mishima View Post
    I'd like to hear under what law was he arrested for.
    even though the Nazi salute is banned in Germany.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greendayrulestc View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Its in New Zealand, promoting a pizza joint. Hell's Pizza.

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    even though the Nazi salute is banned in Germany.
    Don't know who the dog will his lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazuya Mishima View Post
    Don't know who the dog will his lesson.
    Now, I'm no scholar, but I think there may be something grammatically wrong with this one.
    Squiggly Line Squiggly Line Squiggly Line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huey Kruthas View Post
    Now, I'm no scholar, but I think there may be something grammatically wrong with this one.
    You are correct, it is not grammatically correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greendayrulestc View Post
    You are correct, it is not grammatically correct.
    What you say!?

    Um, you do realize that the dog isn't the one who'll serve time, Kazuya?

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huey Kruthas View Post
    Now, I'm no scholar, but I think there may be something grammatically wrong with this one.
    I was way too sleepy when I was writing this one it was 3 am. What I meant to say si: I don't know how the dog will learn his lesson.
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