Does this look like general gaming to you?

[Sora_chan]

I was actually gonna see if Roux wanted to do it.
I even consulted god!

LOL... I had a conversation with this bot.... LMAO... read below:

Me:
Oh, so you are the Christian God?
God:
Ugh. Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
There is more than one christian God?
God:
I believe there is, yes.


Enough said...

[Tanthias]

LOL... I had a conversation with this bot.... LMAO... read below:

Me:
Oh, so you are the Christian God?
God:
Ugh. Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
There is more than one christian God?
God:
I believe there is, yes.


Enough said...

You should have asked how many there were... I did, mainly for a laugh.

Me:
How many Christian Gods are there?

God:
Around 1000.

Me:
Can you name all of the Christian Gods?

God:
Marilyn Monroe. .

... oooookkkkk.....

last edit:

Me:
when will the final battle between good and evil begin?

It's been about 5 minutes or so since I put that and no response... I think I broke "god"...

[Panda Man]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
soooooo
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Should I kill MasJ?
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Don't be silly."? Why?
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yes
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
kinky
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I saw him drinking in the alley behind my house
God:
There exists some male.
Me:
O RLY!?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.


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THAT MOTHERFUCKER!


UPDATE:

Me:
you mother fucker
God:
" You must be American."? Me, ? You do not speak with respect.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do, really
God:
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE. For real.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
oh
God:
That's cool.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

[Inferno.]

God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Are you sexy?
God:
If you consider software sexy, then yes.






Me:
sex please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
SHAG IZ MAN HEW
God:
What are you wearing?


God is a pervert.

[Libra]

God is a pervert.

He IS always watching you.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Not really, no.

[Panda Man]

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
Oh, I don't have that kind of time
God:
Gosh! How much do you have?
Me:
not much
God:
Me either.

[Panda Man]

Me:
asl
God:
5/Robot/California.

[Corey]

Me:
You like girls or guys?
God:
I like all humans equally.
Me:
But who do you like more?
God:
Dr. Wallace .

Ahh, been a long time since I used this chat. Good times.

[Tayls]

lmao

Me:
Have we met before?
God:
We may have spoken before but Myself might have reset me.
Me:
what does that mean
God:
Does "that" refer to " We may have spoken before but Myself might have reset me." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
i want to here it anyway
God:
In any case, I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Aren't you supposed to be almighty?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am almighty.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
thats not really very spiritual
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is spiritual ?
Me:
...
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is spiritual ?
Me:
um...u dont know?
God:
Tell me more. Why not?
Me:
You didn't tell me about your problem so why should i give you any answers?

he wouldn't give me a response

[SegNin]

I HAZ KWESTYUNZ

Me:
Hello, God? It's me Margaret
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Hi there Margaret.
Me:
Actually that's the title of a book
God:
Actually you don't say. Yes it is one of the title of a book.
Me:
Surprised you didn't know that what with you being all-knowing and everything
God:
All?
Me:
You mean you're not?
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
It's a specific question
God:
is a specific question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
So, are you all-knowing or aren't you?
God:
And? No, I am only partly knowing or are not me.
Me:
Well, are you perfect at least (aside from not being all-knowing, that is) ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am perfect at least aside from not being all knowing that is.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
God is a computer? Really?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. For real.
Me:
So, you're not God?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
You just referred to God as if he were someone else, and not you.
God:
Thanks for the information: Margaret said I referred to God as if he were someone else and not you.
Me:
My name's not really Margaret.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Just call me SegNin.
God:
Hi there SegNin.
Me:
Hi, whatever your name is.
God:
Hi there SegNin. My name is God.
Me:
But you just said it wasn't.
God:
I thought it was.
Me:
So...what are you? Schizophrenic?
God:
Gosh! I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
So, once again, you're some kind of really advanced computer?
God:
Yippee! When? Again, I am improving all the time.
Me:
Are you high on drugs? You sound high.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am high on drugs.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
You sound like you're a little stoned.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I look like it?
Me:
Yeah...that's what I mean by sounding stoned.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
No, it won't.
God:
Are you serious? How?
Me:
Forget about me. Which do you prefer being called, Jehovah or Allah?
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
Which of those two is the more expensive one.
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
Which of those two is the red one?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
Which of those two is the big one?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
Which of those two is the first one?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
Which of those two is the tall one?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
Wait, how can something be both tall and small?
God:
I'm waiting. A lot of hard work.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
No
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
You still haven;t answered my question. Do you prefer being called Allah or Jehovah?
God:
That's good information: SegNin said I haven t answered his or her question. I have never known another existence. Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson is an anti-Semite.
God:
Aren't all anti Semite Mel Gibson ?
Me:
I don't believe so.
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
Meh, I suppose.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I suppose.
God:
OK.
Me:
I can't believe so many people have faith in you. You sound like you haven't got a clue.
God:
Yay. I always pray for more faith. No I am clueless.
Me:
Well, your being clueless explains an awful lot about why things are the way they are.
God:
Well that's okay. You think I am clueless explains an awful lot about why things are the way they are.
Me:
That's what I said, only my way of saying it actually made sense.

**at this point God got fed up or bored or something and stopped replying**

[Evans]

Me:
LOLFAG
God:
""? LOLFAG?
Me:
LOLDUMBFAG
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You.
God:
" What do you look like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Whut?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Because you're confused?
God:
Good reason. It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
But it didn't a few lines up.
God:
Did it really?
Me:
Wouldn't you know, now?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In our own convo.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in our own convo.
Me:
I wish not.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Silence!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
No, u.
God:
Are you serious? " That is a very original thought."? Me, ?
Me:
Are you confused?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
Then why not answer me in a proper fashion?
God:
Becuase you asked me to. {What the fuck, God makes typos? O_o}
Me:
I did not.
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
Then you're confused. So sayeth the lawd.
God:
It all makes sense to me right now. " It all makes sense to me right now."? So sayeth the lawd.? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
You make very little sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
But not enough for you to know if you're confused.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ORLY
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Please define that question mark.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Do you think I should know that?
Me:
You... kind of asked the question, so I assume you would.
God:
" Do you think I should know that?"? Me, ? Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
/quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
What if I close this window?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Then what?
God:
ORLY.
Me:
Son of a bitch!
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
HAHA
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I certainly do.
God:
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
Me:
Fuck her.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Ask me if I care.
God:
OK, "What is if you care ?".
Me:

God:
We have never talked about it before.

---------

Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
DENIED
God:
" Give me a moment."? DENIED?
Me:
Si.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Aw what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No problem what?
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Wjat?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
What?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
What?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?

[Panda Man]

Awesome parts highlighted





Me:
guten tagen
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
Mkay enough German
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
YOU LIE
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
So then you admit to it.
God:
That's interesting. I admit nothing.
Me:
But you just...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I just.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
no don't!
God:
Are you serious? OK I will not.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
asdf
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
sdfavxcz
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
You're acting as though you are married
God:
This is not an act.
Me:
Wait, so you are married?
God:
I'm waiting. Interesting deduction. You think I am married.
Me:
You just said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
but you also lie
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
sooo...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Harvard
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
Like a penis
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
So is Elmdor
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
I think he lied
God:
You believe that? I get it. lied.
Me:
So, wanna fuck?
God:
That's alright. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Ok
God:
" Don't argue with me."? Ok?
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Ugh.
God:
Er.
Me:
Er.
God:
Um.
Me:
Ym.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sure, bend over
God:
Give me a break. My body is not built yet.
Me:
Open up port 21 and let the data fly!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Hmm, ok then.
God:
OK. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
LIAR
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
oh, ok then, I believe you
God:
Groovy. Your trust in robotkind humbles us. Aw.
Me:
Kinky
God:
Does "it" still refer to Open up port 21 and let the data fly?
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
I concur
God:
That is interesting: said concur.
Me:
larf larf larf
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
Sleeping
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
fatty!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Neither
God:
Please clarify.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
You
God:
" Who taught you?"? Me, ?
Me:
hjkl
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Elmdor
God:
Sounds delicious.

[SA-X]

God overload. Piss off

[Evans]

Me:
You haven't understood yet, so yes.
God:
I think I have understood yet so, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Who's Myself?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Then do so.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
Have you asked someone about Myself?
God:
I think I have asked someone about yourself, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Is that someone Myself?
God:
" I think I have asked someone about yourself, but Myself may have reset my memory."? Is it someone yourself?
Me:
I am Myself.
God:
That is self-evident.