What was the noisiest/smelliest fart u ever made?Mine was when I had 4 cups of coffee,sat down and suddenly Boom!Lasted 5 seconds and smelled like rotten eggs.5 mins later i needed a shit.This was like a year ago
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Farts
What was the noisiest/smelliest fart u ever made?Mine was when I had 4 cups of coffee,sat down and suddenly Boom!Lasted 5 seconds and smelled like rotten eggs.5 mins later i needed a shit.This was like a year ago
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The Big Cheese
Wow! You guys really make use of the "Free 4 All" priveledges. Never thought there would be "Fart Emulation" in here
Anywayz, I dunno which fart is the worst (there are so many killers it's hard to remember.... )
Administrator
It was 2 weeks ago and I went out to eat with my parents to some Japanese restaurant. I ate the Fried Rice and Shrimp and had 3 glasses of sweet tea. Right before we paid the bill and left a tip, I excused myself and went to take the most burning crap I've ever experienced! Before it all came out I farted. It was a wet wheezing fart that lasted 18 seconds(yes, I counted)! I was in control of this one though. When I moved my bowels inside(eewww) the fart continued. It smelt really bad.
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Demi God
LMAO
(lets out a big one) oops sorry guys
i once blew a fart (about a month ago) that was so loud that i felt like i riped my ass open! it hurt soooo bad! i couldn't even sit down for like 20 minutes! when i was finally able to sit down i blew a wet one that lasted for like 13 seconds and i felt like a took a shit in my pants. oh my friend Oscar was chocking with laughter and almost died! dear god that was something.
oh and as for the smell, we wern't allowed in the house for about a half hour. and for the loudness, my mom heard it from the kitchen, which was about 10 yards away.
emuparadise elder
lol thats some funny stuff. especially the 18 seconds fart, Magus.
but what i was just thinking was, what made you all of a sudden just start counting??? Imagine walking into a restaurants washroom and hearing extremly loud fart and the guy's sitting there going "1...2...3...4..."
LMAO
I was in a play in 4th grade and had a solitary line. As everyone around here knows, crowds give me gas, and I was standing in front of a crowd of 300. The moment I started to talk, I ripped a huge one that lasted for god knows how long, and hurt like hell. Next thing I know, people are running to the doors to avoid the smell. I don't remember much from the rest of that day.
U ppl make me sick
lol
rofl.
oh god...rofl
this is so...lol
my stomach...lol
oh god this...lol
oh man this...lol
this is some funny shit! lol
wow i mean i see your point if i was sitting on the crapper next to someguy farting and counting at the same time i'd laff so hard id probably break the crapper.
rofl.
oh god...rofl
this is so...lol
my stomach...lol
oh god this...lol
oh man this...lol
this is some funny shit! lol
I fart all day long..
AND THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND STINKIER!!!
Above the Rest
man .. you guys are .. *grin*
*more grin*
fart 4 all .. I can imagine. lmao
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Cookie Thief
What are we talking about farts for? Never mind. Me and my friends used
to sit in math and whenever the teacher wasn't looking our way we farted really loud and everyone turned around except the teacher who was scribbling stuff on the white board. Then, a few weeks later, everyone farted in math and science (we had the same teacher for both). And oh man, did that classroom stink for the next month!
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