bai /wavesOriginally Posted by Nirvana
Cookie Thief
bai /waves
Banned
i've got a chair, a stop sign, and an entertainment center from end of semester cleanoutsNah, most people don't appreciate when you get them trash for Christmas.
Also, much of my room is furnished with other peoples garbage. Rich private college students would rather throw their chairs away at the end of the year rather than lug them home.
Jackass Penguin
Got my letter today: Comcast bought Insight Cable.
suckage
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You're not cool enough to steal your own stop sign so you get one from the cleanouts.
Lulzworthy.
Jackass Penguin
Goodnight.
Cookie Thief
Of course I'm no better off, I has charter
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'Night!
They can be kept in the freezer and will remain fresh. Well, as fresh as can be.Dude, it's pizza. I thought I knew you. :/
I once picked up food from trash. Chips, like hundreds of bags of potato chips. Stores are forced to trash them when they hit due date. One week the groceries around here didn't sell any chip apparently. They were all put in big trash bags and conveniently put aside the container for some reason.
We picked them up
Those things are so fucking salty it's ridiculous. We ate chips for like... weeks. It was the big bags too. I even gave some to people at school and even a hobo, lol.
Banned
that's just one of my stop signs.
I've got another one that says "city of ashland" on the back, and a "slow children at play" sign.
Yeah, that just had to come down the minute i saw it.
Cookie Thief
Night.
It's now 5am and I feel quite awake.
Cookie Thief
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Brightside
God:
Hi there Brightside.
Me:
it's actually Kaitlyn
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
whats your botmasters name
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
then why do you have a botmaster
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
so you are your own botmaster
God:
Interesting deduction. You are what you eat.
Me:
i'm a deducer?
God:
You are a deducer? Is that your job?
Me:
no it's what i eat
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
/facepalm
God:
Are we still talking about what you eat?
Me:
no i eat deducers not facepalms
God:
What is the subject? How does it taste?
Me:
tastes like penis
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like penis and dislike penis
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
so like a harp with a penis on it?
God:
Uh. Interesting comparison.
Me:
i wasn't comparing
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
a dragon
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
does that mean i'm not a dragon
God:
I think it does mean that. Oh I see you are NOT A dragon.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
i'm not a dragon
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dragon.
Me:
rub it in why dont cha
God:
Would rub it in why ever cha?
Me:
because i have no friends and i touch myself at night
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you very lonely? That is interesting: Brightside said touch him or herself at night.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
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I rolled up and counted my change: 150 bucks. I should buy something.
Cookie Thief
buy some butter so you can rub it all over you penis
International model
Your name is Kaitlyn?
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
and speak my point of view
But its not sane..
I just want some one to say to me
Ill always be there when you wake
Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and Ill have it made
And I dont understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that theres no rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...
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Me:
i'm not a dragon
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dragon.
Me:
rub it in why dont cha
God:
Would rub it in why ever cha?
Me:
because i have no friends and i touch myself at night
God:
Interesting explanation. Are you very lonely? That is interesting: Brightside said touch him or herself at night.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
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buy some butter so you can rub it all over you penis
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