Question Of the year

[Jase]

Losing my virginity with a girl

NOWAI, i had you pinned as a queer.

[Clive]

Remember, you're only gay if you enjoy it.

[polobunny]

I doubt that would happen unless Mr. Virgin has been fapping for so many years he's developed premature ejaculation

I can't see how fapping would cause that. Actually, there's something else inverted to premature ejaculation where someone gets so used to be sexually stimulated that they just won't ejaculate.

Also, thread starter is an idiot. Can't see why waiting until a certain moment in your life to have sex make it "miserable" or something.

[Ahkei]

Also, thread starter is an idiot. Can't see why waiting until a certain moment in your life to have sex make it "miserable" or something.

Obviously because you're uncool for the entire period of time before you ahve sex. So some people could be uncool for a loooong time. And being uncool makes people miserable.

[Clive]

Obviously because you're uncool for the entire period of time before you ahve sex. So some people could be uncool for a loooong time. And being uncool makes people miserable.

Its not uncool waiting, but it means you miss out, for longer.

Nothing against people who wait for the right person/moment/legal age or anything but I just think its all rather quaint, and...well, a bit girly. But thats just me.

[Fer!]

My first time was with a girl I loved and it was unplanned.
There. (I think I wrote the whole thing on xena forums, it's been quite a while...)







(Also it was with the sole intention of reproducing and only in the missionary position.) little wacko goes here

[Strongbad]

Do animals count?

[_M_]

I lost my virginity when I was twelve to a girl I was i love with...

...for about a hour and fifteen minutes

And if someone hasn't had sex yet to a point in their life, doesn't mean there is something wrong with them, it either means it's a personal choice which no one has right to judge or it's that they're not trying hard enough. If someone wants to have sex then they'll have sex.

[Paladin_Hammer]

Nope, never had sex. Three reasons:

1. I'm ugly.
2. I'm a cheapskate. You couldn't pry a peso from my cold dead hands.
3. I have way to high of standards.

Seeing as the above three are the case, I've came to a conclusion I'm willing to live with: I'll die a virgin. I'm cool with it, I'll save money, time, and never have to have cosmetic surgery.

[Corey]

Do animals count?

For you they do.

[Cookie Monster]

Do animals count?

Now is when you post that pic of you with that dog

[Jetsetlemming]

Obviously because you're uncool for the entire period of time before you ahve sex. So some people could be uncool for a loooong time. And being uncool makes people miserable.

Of course, if they're the "life-long virgin" type of person, losing it won't mean jack since they don't actually have any friends to be cool to.

[ZeikHunter]

i know a guy. he turned 45 this year. looks like a hobbit. still a virgin. real fucking sad. hes a great guy, too.

but me? first time was when i was 17. had to stop after 2 hours when she dried up. i was too scared to ejaculate. now, i get it when i need it, but it gets boring after a while. it really is overrated, if youre doing it just to do it. hell, i could give it up right now if i felt like it. id rather have a soulmate and never consummate the physical act rather than a different girl every night.

[Schutzstaffel]

I'm still a virgin.

I havn't had any romantic(sexual) relationships, mostly because I have standards. That, and I believe two people should be in love when they have sex.
So, I'm still single. Maybe I should take some classes in university, meet someone on campus... Or be more flirtatous at work.. Or give in to stupid internet date sites (i dont want to do this)

Although, Zeik was .. very keen on deflowering me. O_o

[ZeikHunter]

what, you think ive given up? you dont know me very well, do you?

but like i said, all in good time dear.

soon i will invade canadia to steal the women and rape the horses!

you have horses in canadia, right? if not, the joke dosnt work, and i dont know how id go about raping the moose.