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  1. 1st-October-2007, 16:44 #1
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    Default Woman runs over her own legs

    'k' last new topic in F4A today. Promise.

    According to Cpl. Pat Mark, a black Chevrolet Blazer, driven by a 53-year-old borough woman, was in the drive-thru lane at McDonald’s around 1:55 p.m. September 28.

    “For some unknown reason, her legs were run over by her vehicle,” said Mark. “We are investigating how this accident could’ve happened.”

    What police are trying to determine is how the woman exited her vehicle and how her vehicle rolled over both legs.
    http://www.phoenixvillenews.com/WebA...Feature_715762

    now I know women can't drive but how the hell do the accomplish this!?
  2. 1st-October-2007, 16:50 #2
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    What the fuck?

    That's hilarious.
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    She didn't use the hand break and she left a brick on the gas I guess.
    I love tekken.

  4. 1st-October-2007, 17:23 #4
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    Must of had some long ass legs.
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    fifty three inches?!?!?!?

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    fifty three inches is a lot of room...

    4' 5" of room to fall out and get those legs under the car as it idles over them.
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    ...Whoa. My friend once ran over his head with a go-kart, but. Thats a go-kart..


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    The whole long legs thing reminds me of the weird red basketball guy from Foster's Mansion or something. >__>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amid View Post
    ...Whoa. My friend once ran over his head with a go-kart, but. Thats a go-kart..
    Does he twitch or anything now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    The whole long legs thing reminds me of the weird red basketball guy from Foster's Mansion or something. >__>
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    and yea... hes creepy. theyre all creepy.
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    am i the only person who hates that cartoon (and rob schneider) WITH A PASSION?!?!?!? :X

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    Well I guess this confirms that women really can do two things at the same time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
    Well I guess this confirms that women really can do two things at the same time!
    It used to be a theory but it is a proof by crusher.
    I love tekken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by v|_@mé View Post
    am i the only person who hates that cartoon (and rob schneider) WITH A PASSION?!?!?!? :X

    cdoublejj uses his movie announcer voice
    In rob schneider's new movie he finds out it isn't easy being a stapler in the new Movie "The Stapler" with rob schneider as the stapler.
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    It was in self-defense.
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