9/11 was an inside job and I'm pissed

[ArnoldaTermintr]

9-11 was an inside job by arab terrorists with boxcutters & plastic spoons. the buildings were prewired by some Arabs back during the clinton administration. its no fact of course that we're sucking 10 gazillion barrels of oil out of Iraq everyday. or that Bush-Cheney-Wolfowitz-Rice are all veterans of the U.S. oil industry. or that Daddy Bush was close to the Shah (got kicked out), the Saudis (where did most of them hijackers come from again..? S.A.), and helped train Saddam. He was head of the CIA after all.
yup, all a conspiracy.
NEXT

[Evans]

Care to elaborate?

[Sprung]

Oh man. He linked Wikipedia. That shits GOT TO BE REAL!

[Cosmic]

The internet did it.

[Evans]

Oh man. He linked Wikipedia. That shits GOT TO BE REAL!

Yup, hence why I asked for some elaboration. Like, stating semi-random facts and assuming we'll link them together out of pure logical guesstimation isn't really going anywhere.

[Sprung]

...stating semi-random facts...assuming...link them together...guesstimation...

Yup. Conspiracy.

[Cosmic]

Really, you can't help but love these threads. It's undeniable.

[Evans]

Yup. Conspiracy.

Excellent.

Really, you can't help but love these threads. It's undeniable.

Stop spamming, newbie!

(Totally. )

[Rekuja]

9-11 was an inside job by arab terrorists with boxcutters & plastic spoons. the buildings were prewired by some Arabs back during the clinton administration. its no fact of course that we're sucking 10 gazillion barrels of oil out of Iraq everyday. or that Bush-Cheney-Wolfowitz-Rice are all veterans of the U.S. oil industry. or that Daddy Bush was close to the Shah (got kicked out), the Saudis (where did most of them hijackers come from again..? S.A.), and helped train Saddam. He was head of the CIA after all.
yup, all a conspiracy.
NEXT

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[Strongbad]

Just feel I should point out that there was a pretty great program on the History Channel that addressed all that this thread contains. It airs again in 8 minutes. Not sure about any latter show times though.

[ArnoldaTermintr]

Oh man. He linked Wikipedia. That shits GOT TO BE REAL!

Wikipedia. Mankind's answer to the question "I'm a f*cking moron & want to appear intelligent. Where the hell can i find some crap to throw into the argument without it becoming a total p*ssing contest?"

[Rekuja]

Wikipedia. Mankind's answer to the question "I'm a f*cking moron & want to appear intelligent. Where the hell can i find some crap to throw into the argument without it becoming a total p*ssing contest?"

You realize anyone can edit wikipedia pages.. hell i could edit that page and say Evans planned 9/11, would you believe it?

[Cosmic]

You realize anyone can edit wikipedia pages.. hell i could edit that page and say Evans planned 9/11, would you believe it?

Yes.

[Strelok26]

You realize anyone can edit wikipedia pages.. hell i could edit that page and say Evans planned 9/11, would you believe it?

Yeh. You can edit but if you put crappy spam...What the hell happens?

[Tea xD]

All of you are wrong.

Theory 1.

9/11 Was the cause of a time traveling Ninja Pirate Doctor Game Designing Lawyer. He got mad at the USA for the low population of "Good noodles". So he Held an international "Pissed off About Noodles" meeting and got all of the worlds leaders together (Except Bush and The UK). And they decided they were going to steal a plane and put a shipment of "Good Noodles" on it. While in the process of picking up the "Good Noodles" the pilot was distracted by an elephant from Ohio eating all the peanut butter. Bush covered it up for some weird reason. He wanted to be like his daddy and get in a war with Iraq.

Theory 2.

The Twin Towers were rolled up in a Katamari. Bush covered it up and started a war.