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    Default Do you wanna buy a baby?

    Well, do ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto View Post
    Well, do ya?
    HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

    HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto View Post
    Well, do ya?
    No.

    Um, is there much of a point to this thread?

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    I'll take eight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightofNachos View Post
    HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

    HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?
    1) Insert penis into vagina.
    2) Pump vagina vigorously with penis.
    3) Wait about 9 months (or get a pregnancy test).
    4) If baby not formed, repeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SegNin View Post
    1) Insert penis into vagina.
    2) Pump vagina vigorously with penis.
    3) Wait about 9 months (or get a pregnancy test).
    4) PROFIT!
    fix'd.

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    How fat is this baby and how does it taste?

    Also, what gender is the baby? I want to raise myself a sex slave.

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    Peppercorn. This thread needs more peppercorn.

    Oh, and on topic, only if I can eat it afterwards.

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    Does it come with a warrantee or any sort of product craftsmanship guarantee? I wouldn't want to buy a defective baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto View Post
    Well, do ya?
    Would there be any resale value to it?

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    Yes I'm ever so hungry

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    Why do I have to buy when I can get one for free?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cdoublejj View Post
    Would there be any resale value to it?
    If it's still breathing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmo Yagkoto View Post
    If it's still breathing.
    There's always a catch.

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    What's teh purchase limit?
    and do i get a discount if i get 10 or more??

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