This is a very serious thread.

[polobunny]

Simple answer: Yes.
Long answer: No, because of some technical detail or something that may make it pointless or stupid to cut it off.

Warning: Cutting your penis off might cause loss of erection and sensitivity.

[Raype]

Warning: Cutting your penis off might cause loss of erection and sensitivity.

Eh, it'll be worth it.

What? I like my mother. You people are worthless ingrates *shakes fist*

Oh, and there's always the possibility I could get it reattached or get a replacement or something.

Ah the wonders of medicine.

EDIT- Pre emptive "Fuck you evans"

[Evans]

Eh, it'll be worth it.

What? I like my mother. You people are worthless ingrates *shakes fist*

Oh, and there's always the possibility I could get it reattached or get a replacement or something.

Ah the wonders of medicine.

EDIT- Pre emptive "Fuck you evans"

You're a woman. Shut up.

[Evans]

Well, making all necessary assumptions...uh, do you at least get anesthetic? Because one would think that such a thing would hurt, and...well, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Yes, probably.

Though I want to know what kind of sick bugger we're talking about. "I'm holding your mother hostage. The ransom will be one penis."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3286721.stm

[Mistral]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3286721.stm

Why buy the appetizer and skip the main course?

[Ahkei]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3286721.stm

I remember reading an article about some resteraunt that specialized in different animal penises.

A tiger penis was like $3000.

[Evans]

Why buy the appetizer and skip the main course?

Being cheap would be one reason, I guess.

[SegNin]

I'd track down the son of a bitch(es) responsible and cut off his/their penises.





With a dull razor blade.





So, it would take a while.





And I'm being serious.

[Evans]

I'd track down the son of a bitch(es) responsible and cut off his/their penises.





With a dull razor blade.





So, it would take a while.





And I'm being serious.

Lawl, mama's boy.

[Corey]

Hell no. I'd demand a penis in return for taking my time for making read tat ransom note.

[Evans]

Hell no. I'd demand a penis in return for taking my time for making read tat ransom note.

You'd ask for cock?

[Corey]

You'd ask for cock?

Oh , it's weird for me to want one and not them?

[Evans]

Oh , it's weird for me to want one and not them?

No, but they're not here to answer.