This is a very serious thread.

[Mikey]

Would you guys sacrifice your penis to save your mother's life? Let's say she's held captive, and the only way to save her is to cut it off, would you?

[Strongbad]

No, I wouldn't. Serious answer.

[Ahkei]

No way in hell.

I am being serious also.

[Dr Mario]

Probably not. Anyone who wants to capture my mother is going to end up regretting it anyway.

[Mistral]

Well, making all necessary assumptions...uh, do you at least get anesthetic? Because one would think that such a thing would hurt, and...well, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Yes, probably.

Though I want to know what kind of sick bugger we're talking about. "I'm holding your mother hostage. The ransom will be one penis."

[Evans]

Probably not. Anyone who wants to capture my mother is going to end up regretting it anyway.

She's that unpleasant, eh?

And, no.

[Ahkei]

Well, making all necessary assumptions...uh, do you at least get anesthetic? Because one would think that such a thing would hurt, and...well, I suppose it doesn't really matter. Yes, probably.

Though I want to know what kind of sick bugger we're talking about. "I'm holding your mother hostage. The ransom will be one penis."

Bwahaha.

So you'd rather your mother die, than go through the pain of dismembering your penis?




Not saying that's a bad thing. In terms of something like this, I'd put myself before older family members. I'd do anything for friends and younger relatives though.

[polobunny]

How the fuck would that happen anyway Mikey? Shit me a decent plot and I might answer maybe. Until then, no.

[Jetsetlemming]

Though I want to know what kind of sick bugger we're talking about. "I'm holding your mother hostage. The ransom will be one penis."

Does it have to be yours?


On second thought, I wouldn't even cut off someone else's johnson for my mom. The cops can handle it.

[Dr Mario]

She's that unpleasant, eh?

And, no.

Not really unpleasant, just incredibly willfull and self-righteous. It'd be like taking a wannabe-martyr hostage.

[Sprung]

Not really unpleasant, just incredibly willfull and self-righteous. It'd be like taking a wannabe-martyr hostage.

Good thing martyrs usually blow themselves up.

[Mistral]

Bwahaha.

So you'd rather your mother die, than go through the pain of dismembering your penis?

I did say that it ultimately didn't matter. I don't like pain, though, and I would imagine that a man chopping down his tree would go through quite a bit of it.

[Dr Mario]

Good thing martyrs usually blow themselves up.

Not the christian ones.

[Tayls]

knowing my mom, she would rather me go on to have her grandkids than to continue her life...

[Raype]

Does it have to be yours?

Exactly. I'd hit up the local morgue and shove some bloody bandages that'll make it look like I lopped it off. Although I'm huge, so they may still notice when I hand in a normal sized penis.

uh, if they did have some way of knowing that it was mine or I absolutely had to cut mine off to save her, yes. Unless of course there's a high probablility she's already dead or will be soon. In which case no.

But...

agh, too many variables.

Simple answer: Yes.
Long answer: No, because of some technical detail or something that may make it pointless or stupid to cut it off.