Oh shit I am gonna die Mk II

[Evans]

... jumping fences...

Phew, felt like you were talking about pirates, there. My bad.

[Corey]

Trust me, the best person out of my friends to go out with is my Cuz steve, he was jumping fences with a butchers knife in the middle of the night, trying to cut off a hose LOL.

This is what i mean, Pirates is in a "gang" im in a brotherhood and thats something he will never understand.
I dont have a blood related brother, but i know there is 5 dudes that are family out there, these dude can just walk into my house and turn on the TV, like my best friend Fox, used to come in make a sandwhich sit down eat it, then leave when no one was home, ive never met one "gang" that allows you to do this, we have family BBQ's and shit.

Pirates is all talk, i wouldnt worry about it, trust me ive seen it all before, some dude said he wanted to beat the shit out of me (My sisters Ex-BF) i full could not stop laughing, i said to Justin "Dude 10 bucks says i can go slap this dude in the face and he would not do shit" Justin was like "I'll will buy you a red bull if you do it" walked up to the dude AFTER he was talking shit to everyone in the club saying he goin to fight me (My mate Abby is friends with most of the bouncers, and they asked him if there was goin to be trouble) so i walked up to dude and was like "Hey" and he was like "Hey hows it goin" and im like "Yeah good, i hear theres a rumor that im goin to get beaten up tonite" and just paused and im like "You heard anything about this?" dude went to open his mouth, i fucking slapped that cunt so hard, dudes cheek was red as fuck :X all i said after that was "Only hoes get slapped" To this day, dude will not look me in the eyes, if the dude REALLY had a problem with me i gave him due cause for him to start me, he hasnt.

You understand where im coming from?

I got a couple friends like that. Girls though.


Justin sounds pretty cool. Any dude who can jump a fence with a butcher knife after a hose in the middle of the night alright by me.
But yeah, he's full of shit. Cookie edited my post where I called him out.

[Jase]

Phew, felt like you were talking about pirates, there. My bad.

I dont think Steve was technicaly jumping them, he was REALLY tanked, i'll show you:
This is when he come back from this fence jumping:

He was leaning against the door, and when it was opened, he fell onto the floor.....

Then....

He lost his belt, and pretty much his pants just fell down, and he didnt bother fixing them up for most of the nite =/

[Evans]

It was a lost occasion if you guys didn't end up writing stuff on his body.

[Strongbad]

It was a lost occasion if you guys didn't end up writing stuff on his body.

Yeah, a penis facing was in order.

[Jase]

It was a lost occasion if you guys didn't end up writing stuff on his body.

I did better, wedged the hose up his ass when he was on the floor.
I think my mate Ross has a picture of it.

[Strongbad]

I did better, wedged the hose up his ass when he was on the floor.
I think my mate Ross has a picture of it.

How would I get invited to these sorts of parties?

[Evans]

How would I get invited to these sorts of parties?

Needs a cameraman?

[Jase]

How would I get invited to these sorts of parties?

Easy, drink a shit load of booze.
Steve asked for a lift to Joels house, while he was out the front of joels house, he didnt understand this, so he got int he car, we did a blockie, came back to Joels and he was none the wiser....

[Strongbad]

Needs a cameraman?

Extra crew never hurt anyone. I suppose you could tag along.

[Evans]

Extra crew never hurt anyone. I suppose you could tag along.

Good. I have a telescopic pole that extends far enough for me to do my job.

[Corey]

I dont think Steve was technicaly jumping them, he was REALLY tanked, i'll show you:
This is when he come back from this fence jumping:

He was leaning against the door, and when it was opened, he fell onto the floor.....

Then....

He lost his belt, and pretty much his pants just fell down, and he didnt bother fixing them up for most of the nite =/

Damn he's a badass.

[Dinosaurman]

Corey,

Check your voicemail.

[Corey]

I didn't know you could speak spanish...

[Cookie Monster]

We want to hear you speaking spanish, Dino