View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    ......you cant steal the metaphoric..........................ahhhhhhhh shut the fuck up, your lack of intelect shows beyond your attempted use of big words

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    Yeah. That must be it.


    By 'innocence' I assume you mean 'virginity'. Innocence is a metaphor for virginity. Are you learning?

    Now that we've established that, you can't exactly 'steal' a mother's virginity. Because if she still had her virginity, she wouldn't be a mother.

    Man, smarten the fuck up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    Yeah. That must be it.


    By 'innocence' I assume you mean 'virginity'. Innocence is a metaphor for virginity. Are you learning?

    Now that we've established that, you can't exactly 'steal' a mother's virginity. Because if she still had her virginity, she wouldn't be a mother.

    Man, smarten the fuck up.
    blah blah blah either way i wouldnt sex your mom up, that would be illegal

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    blah blah blah either way i wouldnt sex your mom up, that would be illegal
    You're illegal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    You're illegal.
    Huzzah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    You're illegal.
    do you want me to photo copy my social security card as well as the last 5 generations of my familys card??? we are all from texas buddy...well no i take that back I have a big german blood line

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    do you want me to photo copy my social security card as well as the last 5 generations of my familys card??? we are all from texas buddy...well no i take that back I have a big german blood line
    Yeah. I do.

    Also, I am more German than you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    Yeah. I do.

    Also, I am more German than you.
    and i have a biigger penis then you i guess we are even

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    and i have a biigger penis then you i guess we are even
    Originality at it's finest. /gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    and i have a biigger penis then you i guess we are even
    I don't doubt it.

    Word on the street is, Mexicans are hung like Donkeys.
    But, I can do one better.

    MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK ASS Hahahahaha.
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    My life doesnt suck either I have my OWN HOUSE MY OWN CAR AND A DROP DEAD GORGEOUES (YET INSANE GF) AND ALSO I HAVE A REALLY GREAT JOB with a web site, how about you fat boy? ohh yeah and selling drug has its own benefits but i wont go into that

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    My life doesnt suck either I have my OWN HOUSE MY OWN CAR AND A DROP DEAD GORGEOUES (YET INSANE GF) AND ALSO I HAVE A REALLY GREAT JOB with a web site, how about you fat boy? ohh yeah and selling drug has its own benefits but i wont go into that
    I stayed in school.

    Also, pics or BS.

    10 bucks says it's a run-down typical poor people house and an old shitty rusted out holden or something with a 'flash wireless'.

    And as for your girlfriend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
    I stayed in school.

    Also, pics or BS.

    10 bucks says it's a run-down typical poor people house and an old shitty rusted out holden or something with a 'flash wireless'.

    And as for your girlfriend...

    I wont say its the GREATEST HOUSE but its not a bad house I live in the middle class section of the city where the old people wake up to walk there dogs at 7 am and the grass is always green and i will take a pic of my gf in am, once she puts on make up

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    once she puts on make up
    Drop dead gorgeous for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirates dc View Post
    i will take a pic of my gf in am, once she puts on make up


    Bwahahahahahah!
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