View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    I had boy called timmy, nice blue eyes and looks so pretty. I had boy called timmy, but it didn't last for long. Timmy only wanna dance, he doesn't like my advance. He can't stand loud cars, and friends (?) from Mars!

    Hey Timmy, what should I chose, records (???), or you? Hey Timmy, down the blue, Timmy, Timmy, Fuck you!

    Nazis from Mars is the best band ever.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SniperWolf View Post
    King's Field II
    and that would be totally awesome, wish it were like that here.
    I wrote it down so I don't screw up the name

    I'll see if I can find anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    Watched it about 3 weeks ago. Not as bad as everyone thnks. I half like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    *mirror points back*
    *has sex with mirror*

    I can get it, but I don't see why.
    Not you. This has nothing to do with you.

    Didn't say desperate, 'cause I ain't.
    You're french, you don't have to say you're desperate. Because you are.

    Too dumb, eh?
    Long story. It involves cake and buttsex.

    I would have to ask first.

    Nah.

    Bang bang!
    You didn't ask? What are you, gay?

    If you don't, I'll kick a puppy.

    Fingerbang.

    Sometimes, while he sleeps.
    And it doesn't wake him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    For a good time, call 360-798-0789 and ask for Logan.
    Who is it? I'm tempted to call

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I wrote it down so I don't screw up the name

    I'll see if I can find anything
    sweet, thanks a lot. just send me a PM tomorrow when you're back from running around, i miss a lot on the forums, too many random posts these days.
    Crusher and Sir Nastercoff r0XXOr!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Who is it? I'm tempted to call
    my little sister's stalker. The dude calls the house, asks if she's here and as soon as I say no the fucker hangs up. He won't leave her alone online either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SniperWolf View Post
    sweet, thanks a lot. just send me a PM tomorrow when you're back from running around, i miss a lot on the forums, too many random posts these days.
    Will do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    This is not a BJ.

    pipe = BJ.

    Figure the rest out.
    so is it sexual innuendo using pipes?

    ray, i found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    Watched it about 3 weeks ago. Not as bad as everyone thnks. I half like it.
    I agree.

    Yeah.

    But then again my taste in movies apparently sucks.

    Or so I'm told.

    Quote Originally Posted by Banned
    For a good time, call 360-798-0789 and ask for Logan.
    Meh, 1-709-722-1183 and asking for "Mike" is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    my little sister's stalker. The dude calls the house, asks if she's here and as soon as I say no the fucker hangs up. He won't leave her alone online either.
    You should kick his ass.

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    b& is your sis hot?

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    You guys post too much. I don't like it.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    so is it sexual innuendo using pipes?

    ray, i found it.
    Yes. It's a pun that loses something in translation.

    Found whut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Nazis Must Die! View Post
    You guys post too much. I don't like it.
    Go back to General Gaming.

    A couple hours between posts slow enough for you?

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