View Poll Results: It's Michael's fault for which of these options.

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  • Sprung being short.

    24 57.14%
  • Ray being gay.

    24 57.14%
  • Polo being a nerd.

    21 50.00%
  • Cyber skull fucking people.

    23 54.76%
  • Jase not smiling.

    15 35.71%
  • Evans not being around.

    16 38.10%
  • DCK's GF being utterly universally ridiculously obese.

    21 50.00%
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Thread: The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Awww, no.

    Right, right. Why can't huge dicks get laid? Riddle me that, people.
    Because huge dicks are assholes and/or pussies.

    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    pescalitarian, or someshit.
    metrosexual.

    Oh, no. That's what gays call themselves before they come out of the closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    You met polo's dad? Is his mom hot?

    Alright fine. But any medical costs are coming out of your pocket- oh right. Canada.
    Nope, just was told a rather disturbing happening.

    You sick?
    Also, that's alright, you'll be the one paying for it, not me.

    Find one that uses sexual innuendo with the pipes.

    Now that'd be awesome.
    Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes, stop blowing them.

    Huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Because huge dicks are assholes and/or pussies.



    Jase.

    Oh, no. That's what gays call themselves before they come out of the closet.
    I had some skittles for hte first time in like... 3 weeks today. Oh it was great. Spent the day at the creek oogling girls in little ass swimsuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Because huge dicks are assholes and/or pussies.

    metrosexual.

    Oh, no. That's what gays call themselves before they come out of the closet.
    We were looking for "it's not the dick, it's the guy who can't get laid".

    Jase!

    Only the girly ones.

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    no land/air animals

    pig, lamb, beef, bird and spam, spam is an animal right?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necrosnake View Post
    I had some skittles for hte first time in like... 3 weeks today. Oh it was great. Spent the day at the creek oogling girls in little ass swimsuits.
    Win.

    Also, pools are awesome.

    Especially the one at the local university.

    Whoever got the idea to put a pool next to a gymnastics room across from an observation area was a genious I tell you. Chicks in swimsuits, chicks in tight clothing, all in perfect view of one of the best seating areas the school has to offer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Nope, just was told a rather disturbing happening.

    You sick?
    Also, that's alright, you'll be the one paying for it, not me.


    Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes, stop blowing them.

    Huh?
    Do tell.

    No. But again, alcohol. Etc. And stuff.
    Well I do get my money from you, so that's alright.

    i wish I was a pipe.

    So I can be covered in shit by hot women. What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    no land/air animals

    pig, lamb, beef, bird and spam, spam is an animal right?
    Good, that should hold up as a definition of vegetarianism as long as pigs fly.

    Part of one, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
    no land/air animals

    pig, lamb, beef, bird and spam, spam is an animal right?
    Spam is ham. So yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    We were looking for "it's not the dick, it's the guy who can't get laid".

    Jase!

    Only the girly ones.
    Well you're a huge dick who can't get laid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Good, that should hold up as a definition of vegetarianism as long as pigs fly.

    Part of one, I suppose.
    ...

    Am I the only person on the planet that considers sea animals "meat"?

    Fuck this, I need a beer.

    Thank you evans, you're back a week and already I'm getting drunk and posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Win.

    Also, pools are awesome.

    Especially the one at the local university.

    Whoever got the idea to put a pool next to a gymnastics room across from an observation area was a genious I tell you. Chicks in swimsuits, chicks in tight clothing, all in perfect view of one of the best seating areas the school has to offer.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    Do tell.

    No. But again, alcohol. Etc. And stuff.
    Well I do get my money from you, so that's alright.

    i wish I was a pipe.

    So I can be covered in shit by hot women. What?
    Sekrit.

    Sekrit too, it seems.
    My mom, but close enough.

    Stop trying.

    You said, so you "can be covered in hot shit by hot women." Dude, you're standing pretty close to yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    ???

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
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    Lol
    Crusher and Sir Nastercoff r0XXOr!!!

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    anyone got a LOT of PSX games? lol
    Crusher and Sir Nastercoff r0XXOr!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Spam is ham. So yes.

    Well you're a huge dick who can't get laid...
    :\

    Like I said, I'm a dirty cunt. A dirty cunt who can't get laid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    ...

    Am I the only person on the planet that considers sea animals "meat"?

    Fuck this, I need a beer.

    Thank you evans, you're back a week and already I'm getting drunk and posting.
    !

    There's meat on that sea cow of a mother of yours, so I guess.

    Nope.

    Want me to leave?

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