Be my fwend!

[Ragamuffin]

You can guess what this is about from the title.


Fwends needed:
Qualifications needed:
A Masters Degree is psychology,
earning 5million a year or +,
have biceps that could crush a goat,
a bedroom god,
and the ability to be simultaniously ran over with a monster truck by a fat man.

Well i hope to get some replys soon! (Hah!)

[polobunny]

I'm a god.

ASL?

Edit: Time to Dave out.

[Ragamuffin]

asl, the weirdest spelt word ever?

21/f/somewhereinengland

and congrats! You passed the test with Rainbows flying over your head!
if there are no rainbows however you shall be forced to devise a way of creating said need rainbows from some sort of huge rainbow machine!

Good lord! with that sort of machine you could rule the world!

Time to fetch me a wrench and pliers!

[Jackhammer]

You can guess what this is about from the title.


Fwends needed:
Qualifications needed:
A Masters Degree is psychology,
earning 5million a year or +,
have biceps that could crush a goat,
a bedroom god,
and the ability to be simultaniously ran over with a monster truck by a fat man.

Well i hope to get some replys soon! (Hah!)

Where is Ray, and what have you done with him?

[X-Head]

Why yes I can fuck goats in a truck being drove by a fat man.

m i n?

[Ragamuffin]

Haha! More minions with the rank"Fwend"!

Now with my unstoppable uranium powered rainbow machine WE SHALL FINNALY TAKE BACK NEW ZEALAND!

Fetch me my handgrenade and prepare for war.... And to those who die!
I laugh at your grave!

(Need more info from the ragamuffin? buy half-life2 get sourceforts and hunt down sex-forts server)

P.S. Do not take any offence to any sort of abuse that may spill fourth from my mouth, its most likely drunken jibberish or well-thought out suicidal assaults of the queens home.

[Raype]

Where is Ray, and what have you done with him?

You don't want to know.

Things were inserted and parts were touched.

Mostly mine.

P.S. Do not take any offence to any sort of abuse that may spill fourth from my mouth, its most likely drunken jibberish or well-thought out suicidal assaults of the queens home.

You'll fit right in here.

Like sprung at a trekkie convention.

[Cyberxion]

Can one of your friends be a guy who has absolutely no problem shooting you in the head at a random point in time and then pissing in the hole? Just wondering, 'cause I could totally do that.

[_M_]

Can one of your friends be a guy who has absolutely no problem shooting you in the head at a random point in time and then pissing in the hole? Just wondering, 'cause I could totally do that.

Dammit, I wanted to be the only friend to do that.

[Skinner8]

What in God's name.

[SegNin]

Yeah...you're 6 days late.

April teh 1st has already come and gone.

[X-Head]

What in God's name.

Yes?

[SegNin]

What in God's name.

Yes?

Mmmm...sacrilege

[X-Head]

Mmmm...sacrilege

[Ahkei]

I must have seen that image about 900 times last night.