The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Raype]

Hey, you're rich. You don't have to rob old ladys. So tiring...always trying to beat me off with their handbags.
What do they carry in those, anyway? Sprung?

Now, come to think of it, I can imagine.

Same here.

Piss on everybody!
They're not worthy of you. *opens giant gates*

Yeah, we get those round here in the middle of the city, too. Or try to. But they look like whores.

...

Usually pills, several smaller bags which contain change and bills, a drivers licence, several expired coupons, a condom from before I was born, makeup, and so many keys you'd figure they work security at a shopping mall.

My huge mouth is almost as legendary as my huge tongue. Which is also extremely limber. And fast. Or so they tell me.

Did that already. At this point i'm giving everyone at EP a repeated gold shower. Sprung DCK and strongbad get the most of it. But they're easy targets. Plus they seem to be fine with it and shit. Except sprung, but he's old so I don't care.

Don't have that problem. Then again I'd estimate about 1/3 this town's population consists of college/university students, and I of course live right next to this area. So I'm surrounded by beauties year round. And beer. Lots of beer. The only way this area could get better is with the addition of at least 3 more brothels.

Ah no comment I see. That's cool.

[Raype]

i think im single and unaware of it.... fucking gf's, or ex gf's actually...

Well it's a step up from porking porkers.

[Curses]

Don't have that problem. Then again I'd estimate about 1/3 this town's population consists of college/university students, and I of course live right next to this area. So I'm surrounded by beauties year round. And beer. Lots of beer. The only way this area could get better is with the addition of at least 3 more brothels.

Young American beauties > British chavs. Maybe. I've seen on the TV.

Oh and, Ray, the retirement age for brothel workers has been raised to 65.

Ah no comment I see. That's cool.

You're trying to make me sound guilty...unfortunately, I don't have a heart.

Whoop!


What's that?!



Uhh...




Woah...

































Ah, there it is.

[Raype]

Young American beauties > British chavs. Maybe. I've seen on the TV.

Oh and, Ray, the retirement age for brothel workers has been raised to 65.

Nah, american chicks are fugly for the most part. I mean look at DCK's GF's. Canadian chicks however....

Not here. I think. Meh, people can dust off some antiques if they want, I'm going to stick to my young ones who still have that new vagina smell.

You're trying to make me sound guilty...unfortunately, I don't have a heart.

Whoop!


What's that?!



Uhh...




Woah...



Ah, there it is.

Got a pump eh? I hear those things need constant battery replacement confirm/deny

[The Joker]

all i did was party for 2 nights straight. whats the problem?

[Raype]

all i did was party for 2 nights straight. whats the problem?

If you're single? Nothing.

If you're dating and asked her to join you/told her where you were going? Nothing.

If you're dating some obsessive chick who believes she owns you? Everything.

[The Joker]

#3 def #3

also, my friend josh talked to her about this hitler who who took his gf and we know hitler is trying to take laura from me now.

[Raype]

#3 def #3

also, my friend josh talked to her about this hitler who who took his gf and we know hitler is trying to take laura from me now.

Wait, I though josh was hitler. So hitler is john?

Well anyway, beware the girl theives. Or not. Honestly I think being single is great. All that sex with no strings attached. Also, FFFRRRRREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

And then eventually people grow the fuck up, and you get the option to get some hot college girl ass.

[Curses]

Canadian chicks however....

Of course. That's what I meant.

American / Canadian? Same land mass...

[Raype]

Of course. That's what I meant.

American / Canadian? Same land mass...

Yeah, and I'm sure britain and russia have the same girls. Girls with dicks due to nuclear fallout from chernobyl. Hairy girls. Vaguely asian girls. And girls who look like cheap whores.

Canadian girls are hotter. Case closed.

[Curses]

Yeah, and I'm sure britain and russia have the same girls. Girls with dicks due to nuclear fallout from chernobyl. Hairy girls. Vaguely asian girls. And girls who look like cheap whores.

Canadian girls are hotter. Case closed.

Apart from the fact that Russia is some distance from the British Isles, it's all true.

[Raype]

Apart from the fact that Russia is some distance from the British Isles, it's all true.

So is canada from the US.

Seriously, were I to travel to the border now I'd have to drive for about 5 hours, take a 15 hour boat ride, then drive for about an additional 20-30 hours.

Or take a plane ride that'll last at least 14-15 hours.

I'm WAAAYYY out there.

[Curses]

So is canada from the US.

Seriously, were I to travel to the border now I'd have to drive for about 5 hours, take a 15 hour boat ride, then drive for about an additional 20-30 hours.

Or take a plane ride that'll last at least 14-15 hours.

It's the Niagara falls That's all. Unless you live on one of those islands.

I'm WAAAYYY out there.

Seamen.

[Raype]

It's the Niagara falls That's all. Unless you live on one of those islands.

Seamen.

I do. The east coast of one of those islands actually. The east coast of an island slightly bigger than britain to be exact. The one that's to the extreme east of canada, as far east as this country goes to be even more accurate.

Plus all that's separating you from Russia is what, the english channel, france, germany, and a couple map specks that could be blotted out with a couple drops of coffee?

[Kazuya Mishima]

Hey it's picture best friend
he looks like birt.