Just so you know Jack Schitt.

[Raype]

I'm closing this Schitt.

Oh wait, no, I'm not.

You're so full of schitt

[Paladin_Hammer]

Pretty nice work Paladin : ). I actually enjoyed reading it and found that it was quite original. Do you have anything else to throw our way ?

Hate to make myself look like a dumbass (as if that hasn't occurred already), but this isn't originally mine! I found it on another forum some years ago, and remembered it when I met an old friend from high school. We used it as the basis of a biology project .
(Think I got a B on it).