Some of us are just destined for a life of crime.

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

http://www.state.mi.us/mdoc/asp/otis...cNumber=237771

This guy didn't have a chance.

[NosRedna]

http://www.state.mi.us/mdoc/asp/otis...cNumber=237771

This guy didn't have a chance.

I feel kinda sorry for him... or I would if I could stop laughing.

[Raype]

I seriously hope that "homocide/neg homocide" charge was against whoever named him.

Otherwise I may have to track said person down then murder them slowly, most likely by giving them poor quality accupuncture.

And then raping the corpse.

Because anybody who would seriously name a kid something like that should die.

I mean what kind of last name is "Tamer". It's the lamest thing ever.

[NosRedna]

Otherwise I may have to track said person down then murder them slowly, most likely by giving them poor quality accupuncture.

And then raping the corpse.

Let me know when you find them. I'm good for a few needles.

I mean what kind of last name is "Tamer". It's the lamest thing ever.

[Sprung]

A friend of mine used to work in an auto body shop. It was the Asswipe Auto Body shop.

Pronounced "as-sweep-ay", but everyone call him Mr. Ass Wipe.

I totally believe Mr. Tamer's parents called him Gayass.

[johnny blaze]

What the fuck is the point of putting criminals and their resume on a website?
fuck michigan

[SegNin]

He ought to just change his name to Catchers Mitt.

Because with a name like that one, that's what the other prisoners were/are no doubt using him for.

[Vagabond]

I feel kinda sorry for him... or I would if I could stop laughing.

How cruel LOL j/k

Because anybody who would seriously name a kid something like that should die.

I mean what kind of last name is "Tamer". It's the lamest thing ever.

Yeah, same here. The parents must have been high or something. What kind of parents name their kids that? I do feel sorry for him, he probably was ridiculed while growing up. Die mofo parents, die.

[SegNin]

Yeah, same here. The parents must have been high or something. What kind of parents name their kids that? I do feel sorry for him, he probably was ridiculed while growing up. Die mofo parents, die.

No way of knowing if his parents gave him that name or if he legally changed it to that himself.

There is no doubt though that once he turned 18, if his parents had named him Gayass Tamer, then he could have legally changed it to..anything else.

The fact that he didn't means he shares at least some of the blame.

[Raype]

No way of knowing if his parents gave him that name or if he legally changed it to that himself.

There is no doubt though that once he turned 18, if his parents had named him Gayass Tamer, then he could have legally changed it to..anything else.

The fact that he didn't means he shares at least some of the blame.

Well that's true.

It'd be a great way to escape cops.

"Name?"

"Gayass Tamer"

"No, really"

"Really. Here's my license."

"holy shit, take a look at this joe"

*cops lol uncontrollably*

"Later fuckers!"

*gayass runs off leaving cops loling hard*

[Xena]

It's not the first time I've heard of a gayass tamer commiting homocide.

Seriously, if I were the judge, I'd let him off out of pity. Instead I'd sentance his parents to death-by-ass raping.

I mean, imagine the psychological bullying he must have recieved at school. He must have been one of the few people in the world that even the most witless of morons could "own".

Kid: Hey Gayass!

Gayass: What?

Kid: lolz.

See? A long time ago when I was at school, there was a girl called Sarah Nobbs. At roll call when her name was called, we'd shout out the name of some random guy immediately after.

Teacher: Sarah Nobbs?

Kid: John!

At the time we were loling our asses off at every roll call. But that's because we were young and stupid. This guy is on a whole other level, the comical opportunities must have been plenty and golden.

What I want to know is, what the hell Gayass G Tamer is all about. It's one of his aliases apparently. It sounds oh so gangster yet oh so gay.

[Corey]

I hereby dub him the second gayest person in the history of the world. Bested only by Ray.

[Raype]

I hereby dub him the second gayest person in the history of the world. Bested only by Ray.

Hey, come on, let's not go nuts.

It's Siegfried, then me, then Roy, then Richard Simmons, then Elmdor, then those dudes from that ass sex music video (if you have to ask, you don't know), THEN Gayass Tamer.

Although my place is kinda cancelled out due to my tie for most heterosexual man alive.

[Elmdor]

Hey! That's not funny.

I'm number #7, after S&R, Simmons, The meatspin duo and Pansy Division's lead singer. Really, we had a contest. We would've invited you, but you were too busy banging chicks.. so, hah!

[Raype]

Hey! That's not funny.

I'm number #7, after S&R, Simmons, The meatspin duo and Pansy Division's lead singer. Really, we had a contest. We would've invited you, but you were too busy banging chicks.. so, hah!

That does sound like me.

And did this contest involve bobbing for sausage?

Or playing "pin the penis on the anus?"

Or games of naked twister?

And if so, did you tape it?

I hear celebrity gay porn is popular these days.